Hey, so they reveled who wrote all the Valentine!Smut Saiyuki stories, so I thought I'd post mine up here. Also realized I haven't posted my last one from Christmas, which isn't that much of a surprise with everything I did around that time, but I will also be posting that in just a second. I also have unF-locked my other stories I've written and just put them under the adult content thing, the ones that needed to be, anyway. I think that's all. I hope someone will enjoy the little smut story.
I have never written or read this pairing before, so I really don't know how people usually write the dynamic when it includes sex. Hopefully I wasn't too far off. Anyway, please enjoy, or don't read it if you don't like m/m, cause I'm not going to force anything on you♥
Title: A Little too much to Drink
Author: me!
Rating: NC-17 m/m
Pairing(s): Kenren/Konzen
Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with Saiyuki.
Summary: Konzen comes over to find a book and ends up with something very different.
Tenpou was supposed to be in his office. He told Konzen that he would be there. Konzen had checked just the night before and Tenpou said he would be there on pain of death, ready to return Konzen's book. Tenpou was not there. And when Kenren answered the door, Konzen swore that Tenpou really would be feeling the pain of death.
"Where's Tenpou?" Konzen didn't even try to be polite. It would be wasted on the low life anyway.
Kenren ran a hand through his hair. "He's out on a mission. Won't be back at least until tomorrow."
"Then what are you doing in his office?" Konzen demanded. Tenpou would pay. Pay in blood.
"He told me I should have this book ready for you. Said you'd be real pissed if you didn't get it." Kenren turned his back on Konzen and started searching the desk for the book.
Maybe, just maybe Tenpou would be spared.
"Where the fuck did he put it?"
Konzen rolled his eyes and sat down at the couch at the side of the room. This could take a while. Stupid Tenpou with his stupid mess. He saw Kenren's jug of ... whatever it was he drank all the time. Sake? It didn't really matter. He at least knew where Tenpou kept cups and grabbed one, filling it up.
"Hey, what do you think you're doing?" Kenren asked, when he finally saw the blond pouring out his alcohol.
"I'm waiting for you to find the book. I might as well have a drink while I wait."
"You could ask," Kenren grumbled, going back to searching. It was obvious he really didn't mind Konzen drinking his sake. Very good sake, Konzen was surprise to discover.
Konzen had always believed that Kenren was attractive, for a male. Konzen generally didn't care much about physical attractiveness whether it was a male or a female, feeling that basing a judgment on looks was a shallow and inaccurate judgment. So, being quite logical and of steady mind, he would never have told anyone, much less Kenren, that he found the man to be attractive. After a few drinks however, Konzen quickly fell from being logical and steady.
Kenren was looking under Tenpou's desk, which might actually be a more sensible place to look for the book than on it, but still was turning up nothing. Konzen found himself staring at the nice round ass in front of him and, mostly because even the first glass was causing him to feel tipsy decided to make a very stupid comment.
"I'm starting to understand why Tenpou keeps you around."
Kenren looked up and blinked at him. He looked completely clueless, which Konzen found far too amusing. "What do you mean?"
"Nothing, never mind." Konzen grinned and took another large sip of the sake.
Kenren stood up completely and turned to him. "What's that look?"
Konzen laughed, "I believe it's called a smile."
Kenren looked almost a little afraid. "How much have you had to drink?"
Konzen, "I think this is the third cup."
Kenren coughed a little, "You might not want to get another glass."
The bureaucrat laughed. "Why not? I feel fine." He stood up and nearly fell right back over.
It was the general's turn to laugh this time. "Right. Just fine." He put an arm out to help him stand.
The blond leaned forward and held his face not even an inch from Kenren's. He grinned and then plopped back down on the couch. "That sake must be stronger than I thought." He handed up the sake.
Kenren brought the bottle to his lips and took a deep gulp and sat next to him.
"Well, don't know what to tell you. Tenpou seems to have hidden the book pretty well. He told me he was going to put it right on his desk, but he must have forgotten. Or he just meant to be a jackass. Hard to tell with him."
The bureaucrat smiled and pushed back his long bangs. "Not a big deal."
The dark haired man laughed. "You sure do loosen up with just a little sake. I guess it helps that it's pretty much the strongest stuff you can get in Heaven." He took another drink. "You're not half bad when you don't have that damn stick up your ass."
Konzen took the bottle off Kenren and poured himself another cup, against the other man's warnings. He must have drank half the cup in one mouthful before leaning over the other man. "Do you think of my ass often?"
It was hard to tell if he was joking or trying to be serious but the General laughed, and kept laughing until Konzen suddenly kissed him.
"I definitely like you better all loosened up." He muttered when the kiss was broken.
"Shut up."
Konzen kissed him again, practically straddling Kenren, and nearly falling over him. The general grabbed his hips, steadying him ... not groping him, really.
The blond stood up, and swayed just a little. Kenren reached for the bottle and took another large mouthful. He was obviously getting tipsy as well, stumbling a bit as he got up to follow the pretty little paper pusher.
Konzen was unsure of where to take this. Tenpou's office didn't seem to be totally appropriate, even to his blurry brain, but when he hesitated next to the desk the general made it quite clear he didn't really care how appropriate it was. Konzen lost his balance momentarily as the brunet pushed him against the desk and kissed him hard. He pushed the papers and books off the surface behind Konzen, then moved his hands to the blond's ass and lifted him up just an inch or two so he was just barely sitting on the edge. He undid the belt and pulled the bureaucrat's long shirt over his head. He wasn't really surprised to see how pale, almost to the point of glowing, the blond was.
"You really should get more sun," he teased. He leaned forward and bit lightly at the pale skin just at the juncture of the neck and shoulder.
The blond cursed and moaned. "Shut up and get on with it."
"Impatient, aren't we?" Kenren grinned as he pulled Konzen's pants down, tossing them to the side. He knelt down in front of the blond and before Konzen knew what he was doing, licked all down his length and took the head in his mouth.
The bureaucrat swore and fell back on the desk, moaning. Kenren took more in and sucked, the pressure driving Konzen crazy. The general kept exploring, hands moving on thighs, up his abdomen, one hand finally finding its way between his legs, rubbing his balls for just a moment before moving back.
The blond didn't seem to even notice until Kenren was putting pressure on his opening. He gasped as the brunet pulled back to the head, sucking and licking, to distract him until his finger was inside. Konzen squirmed and grumbled until Kenren finally found that spot. Konzen arched up and couldn't help but moan out in pleasure. He started pushing against Kenren in rhythm so that the brunet had to stop his blow job. Konzen could swear he would cum any moment from this, the pressure, the pleasure.
Kenren watched him moving for a while before realizing if he didn't get started Konzen would probably finish without him. He inserted another finger, making the blond squirm for a moment while he adjusted. Before he could start his rhythm back up he had another inside, stretching him. Konzen was moaning and moving against the general and so far gone he only seemed to notice that the fingers were gone while Kenren stood up and undressed.
The brunet looked around, he didn't figure the marshal kept lube around his office, but he might have something. Konzen was stretched out, but by no means enough to make this pleasant without something to help. It was a lot farther away than he wanted to move, but he ran to the little kitchenette Tenpou never used and grabbed some oil. Practically running back to the blond, he poured some out into his hand and moaned as he stroked himself, then his hands went back to Konzen's ass pushing inside. The bureaucrat just moaned and gyrated and begged in small whimpers.
Kenren pressed himself against the opening. He tried to keep a small amount of clear thought so he didn't ram into the blond and hurt him, but his self control was lacking. He pushed in and Konzen nearly screamed, moving around.
"Oh. Oh goddess. That's. More. Kenren, fucking move."
Kenren felt his hips move to the words of their own volition. He started pushing in and out slowly at first, but with Konzen's hips moving against him he had to speed up the pace, breathing hard and fucking the blond hard into the table.
Kenren could feel himself starting to lose it. He swore and started to stroke Konzen in time with his thrusts. He didn't want to cum before the other man. He didn't need something else for the bureaucrat to look down on him for.
Konzen started keening, his own movement becoming erratic. He cried out as he reached the peak, cumming as Kenren stroked him and thrust deep inside him. Watching the man cum and cry out and arch just that way pushed the general over the edge. Just a few more thrusts and he came hard inside the pretty little paper pusher.
He fell forward onto him, gasping for air. Konzen pushed the general off. "You're heavy," he complained, wincing as he stood up.
"Only you could complain after mind-blowing sex," Kenren grumbled from where he sat, butt-naked on the floor.
Konzen winced again as he knelt down in front of the general. He kissed him soundly. "Hm. Thank you for the mind-blowing sex. I need to sleep now. He got up and pulled on his pants and his shirt. He tried to make himself look not so disheveled and tried to walk in a straight line as he walked back to his room. Kenren tried to get up and, founding his balance lacking, decided to just lay on the floor naked. Tenpou wasn't supposed to be back for another day and no one would come in before then.
The general fell asleep on the floor, thinking how the bureaucrat was going to have the worse hang over when he woke up.