Dread's 'Kandor' Review...
here at TWoP. Some snippets:
• Previously, on Smallville, I used to have a functioning liver and was not an alcoholic. .
• First there was Clark and Lana, then Clark and Chloe, then Clark and Lex, and Clark and Lana again, then Clark and Wolfgirl, and Clark and Lana, then Clark and Alicia, then Lana and Adam, then Lana and Jason, then Lana and Lex, Clark and Lois, then Lois and Oliver, Lois and Grant, Clark and Lana again and finally Clark and Lois kicked off another round of Smallville hell by kissing last week.
• But bonus points go to Clark for finally finding a way to shut her up.
• Major Zod agrees to stop it and supports Jor-El calling him one of the greatest scientific minds on Krypton.
• And it’s pretty clear that teh gay runs in the family, folks, as Jor-El and Zod exchange one of many smoldering unspoken guy love gazes at each other.
• I’m just saying that my Hoyayometer readings were off the scale.
And this piece of 24 carat GOLD just kills me -
• Tess’ crew kidnaps Jor-El, Chloe gets KO’ed by the old man, and she reveals that she wired the Kent home for A/V and neglected to tell Clark.
• She sells the shower cam feed to one “LexYouUp69” for a monthly fee of $250,000.
Dread is a genius. 'Nuff said. ;-)