italian lesson for the day
one of the italians i live with is adorable. he's so pretty and he's such a fancy pants, and he acts super faggy, but he's not. he's hilarious. the other day he auditioned to be a porn star, and for the interview he had to jack off. just for that, they paid him £150. they said he could have a great career, and they liked his cock. he related all this to me in slightly broken english, and it was too good. anyway, his mom calls here often, and she doesn't speak any english, and it usually goes a little something like this:
her: I AM THE MOTHDER OF MARCO BARCELLONO
me: oh, he's not here
her: MOTHDER OF MARCO BARCELLONO
me: um, sorry, he's not here right now
her: MARCO BARCELLONO
me: umm...
her: DANIELLE, DANIELLE (who is his friend who also lives with me)
and so now i can say "cuse, franca, marco non e qui. ma sta girando un film porno. e quando torna gli faccio un pompino" which translates to "sorry, franca, marco's not here. he's making a porn film, and when he gets back i'm going to give him a blow job.
her: I AM THE MOTHDER OF MARCO BARCELLONO
me: oh, he's not here
her: MOTHDER OF MARCO BARCELLONO
me: um, sorry, he's not here right now
her: MARCO BARCELLONO
me: umm...
her: DANIELLE, DANIELLE (who is his friend who also lives with me)
and so now i can say "cuse, franca, marco non e qui. ma sta girando un film porno. e quando torna gli faccio un pompino" which translates to "sorry, franca, marco's not here. he's making a porn film, and when he gets back i'm going to give him a blow job.