For Fanon Cannon Inn use
This convo only really applies to members of The Fanon Cannon Inn forum, so don't worry if it doesnt make ANY sense at all (not that it does anyway of course)
(23:26) BB- Don't you just w: ...Sugababes!? (23:26) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: I-
WHAT?!
There. (23:26) BB- Don't you just w: McFly and Sugababes? (23:26) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: The Killers.
Happy? (23:26) BB- Don't you just w: What-
WEHo-
WHAT!? (23:26) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: (Stop looking at my PM!)
McFly, I like that song, okay?
(23:27) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: Sugababes... it was on there because I liked it for a little bit (it's a cover of a song by a band I like, and the band do it better, obviously), and then I got bored and haven't removed it. (23:27) BB- Don't you just w: Your answers have failed to satisy me. To the Pit with you. (23:28) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN:
NOT THE PIT OF VOLES!
There's bad!fic there! (23:28) BB- Don't you just w: No, not the pit of bvoles.
Thats just CRUEL. (23:28) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: Like TenxRose reunion fic!
That just DEFIES ALL COMMON LOGIC! (23:28) BB- Don't you just w: No, this is the pit of Billie Piper Fan Club members.
...There are two people in there.
Her parents. (23:28) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: FOR THE LOVE OF... OF... ALL THINGS HOLY AND RIGHTEOUS, YOU CANNOT GET TO THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE WITHOUT RIPPING THROUGH THE VOID AND COLLAPSING THE TWO ON THEMSELVES!
... Not Davies? (23:28) BB- Don't you just w: Nope. (23:29) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: Somehow, I thought he would be a fan. (23:29) BB- Don't you just w: He only pretends to be. (23:29) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: Oh come on, this is just /cruel/. (23:29) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: I mean, I was going to the special hell for talking at the cinema already! (23:29) BB- Don't you just w: You have to spend eternity with the two people who concieved Billie Piper! (Really, what better reason ist here to use protection?) (23:30) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: I don't want to spend eternity with the two people who concieved Billie Piper! (23:31) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: Can I not fix this drastic mistake by telling you that Loonar, Clarkson and I are going round to Davies' house with Clarkson's chainsaw and my Wii to go and discuss plans for Doctor Who and Torchwood reprimand him for having a motorbike?! (23:31) BB- Don't you just w: He-
Has-
A-
WHAT!? (23:31) BB- Don't you just w:
@@@@
GET HAMMOND. (23:31) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: (We have no idea if he does or not, but that's what we're telling Clarkson.) (23:31) BB- Don't you just w: We shall fashion a Fanon Cannon outside his front door and use Hamster as ammo./ (23:32) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: (If he doesn't have a motorbike, we are planting one outside his house!) (23:32) BB- Don't you just w: Can we still make a Fanon Cannon?# (23:32) BB- Don't you just w: Woo quot'd. (23:33) Kat || "We shall fas: XD
yES.
We can. (23:33) BB- Don't you just w: Yay! (23:33) Kat || "We shall fas: Why Hamster as ammo though? (23:33) BB- Don't you just w: He wnated to put a BIKE on the COOL WALL.
A BIKE!!! (23:33) Kat || "We shall fas: XD (23:34) Kat || "We shall fas: He won't die, will he?
Oh, wait, they're immortal... (23:34) BB- Don't you just w: A jet car didn't kill him, so a Fanon Cannon wont. (23:34) BB- Don't you just w: Reall,y it just fires lemons. (23:34) Kat || "We shall fas: ... (23:34) BB- Don't you just w: Hamster is only in there for added impact.
Otherwise, it's mostly all lemons. (23:35) Kat || "We shall fas: By lemons... (23:35) BB- Don't you just w: Yes. (23:35) Kat || "We shall fas: Do you mean the fruit... (23:35) BB- Don't you just w: YEs I do mean that. (23:35) Kat || "We shall fas: Or... the...
Other... (23:35) BB- Don't you just w: Yes. (23:35) Kat || "We shall fas: Thing... (23:35) BB- Don't you just w: That.
Them. (23:35) Kat || "We shall fas: The other thing? (23:35) BB- Don't you just w: Yeah. (23:35) Kat || "We shall fas: Ohgod.
Make sure there are no - and dare I say this - TenxRose ones in there. (23:35) BB- Don't you just w: THEREIN LIES THE TRUE AWESOME DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF THE FANON CANNON!!!! (23:35) Kat || "We shall fas: Davies will giggle like a school girl. (23:36) BB- Don't you just w: It's FANON.
NO CANON.
It isn't some kind of...
CANON CANNON.
Thats just sTUPID. (23:37) Kat || "We shall fas: Oh. Good.
I was worried... (23:39) Kat || "We shall fas: ... O_o
MSN just didn't let me snse a message... (23:39) BB- Don't you just w: Send again. (23:40) Kat || "We shall fas: It was ... XD (23:40) Kat || "We shall fas: Because I'd just remembered something and went back to check it and laughed. Hahaha.
Leon in Kingdom Hearts (just the first one) was voiced by David "Boringas" as Lianne calls him (although apparently he is). XD
Sorry, I just find that amusing. (23:41) BB- Don't you just w: What is it really? (23:41) Kat || "We shall fas: What? (23:41) BB- Don't you just w: His name. (23:41) Kat || "We shall fas: David Boreanaz.
I.e. Angel. (23:41) BB- Don't you just w: Oh right. (23:42) Kat || "We shall fas: But Lianne calls him Boringas, just so she can remmeber.
Hahaha, right. (00:01) BB- Don't you just w: Damnit.
I was writing but got distracted by waging war on people witha fanon cannon laoded with lemons and Hamster. (00:01) Kat || "We shall fas: XD
Sorry.
But it was fun! (00:01) BB- Don't you just w: Lemons and Hamster would be a cool name for a pub. (00:02) Kat || "We shall fas: XD (00:02) BB- Don't you just w: THe locals could call it the Fanon Cannon Inn. (00:02) Kat || "We shall fas: Go on!
DO IT!
DOOO ITTT. (00:02) BB- Don't you just w: I, er, don't know the first thjing about running a pub. (00:02) Kat || "We shall fas: ...
I meant in your writingz. (00:02) BB- Don't you just w: ?
Oh!
YES!
There IS a pub scene!
(00:02) Kat || "We shall fas:
DOOO ITT! (00:03) Kat || "We shall fas: And when people write your Wikipedia entry it will eventually relate back to this conversation.
AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WILL TRY TO GET A COPY! (00:03) BB- Don't you just w: Wow cool
(00:03) Kat || "We shall fas: (And Clarkson, Hamster, Davies, Billie Piper and... um... whoever else will be really "WTF?") (00:03) BB- Don't you just w: OMG XD
That would be hilarious, getting a letter from Top Gear about it XD (00:04) Kat || "We shall fas: XD (00:04) BB- Don't you just w: "Dear BB,
Please do not fire our presenters from any form of cannon, including but not limited to Fanon cannons and canon cannons.
Sincerely, The Stig" (00:05) Kat || "We shall fas: XD
And THEN I say we get ourselves invited on the show.
And I wear my I AM THE STIG t-shirt. (00:06) Kat || "We shall fas:
But.
It must be asked. (00:06) BB- Don't you just w: ...What must? (00:06) Kat || "We shall fas: Is the Stig perfectly accepted of us borrowing Clarkson for his chainsaw?
(DAMNIT MSN KEEPS PREVENTING MY MESSAGES FORM BEING SENT) (00:07) BB- Don't you just w: Meh, if he minded, how would he let us know, eh?
(00:07) Kat || "We shall fas: Write to us via letters? (00:07) BB- Don't you just w: By which time THE DEED WOULD BE DONE. (00:08) Kat || "We shall fas: True.... (00:08) BB- Don't you just w: And then he could have his Jeremy and his chainsaw back. (00:09) Kat || "We shall fas: Yes! (00:09) BB- Don't you just w: Well then!
GET HAMMOND.
We're off to build a fanon cannon! (00:09) BB- Don't you just w: And a pub. (00:10) Kat || "We shall fas: AYE AYE CAP'N!
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(23:26) BB- Don't you just w: ...Sugababes!? (23:26) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: I-
WHAT?!
There. (23:26) BB- Don't you just w: McFly and Sugababes? (23:26) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: The Killers.
Happy? (23:26) BB- Don't you just w: What-
WEHo-
WHAT!? (23:26) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: (Stop looking at my PM!)
McFly, I like that song, okay?
(23:27) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: Sugababes... it was on there because I liked it for a little bit (it's a cover of a song by a band I like, and the band do it better, obviously), and then I got bored and haven't removed it. (23:27) BB- Don't you just w: Your answers have failed to satisy me. To the Pit with you. (23:28) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN:
NOT THE PIT OF VOLES!
There's bad!fic there! (23:28) BB- Don't you just w: No, not the pit of bvoles.
Thats just CRUEL. (23:28) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: Like TenxRose reunion fic!
That just DEFIES ALL COMMON LOGIC! (23:28) BB- Don't you just w: No, this is the pit of Billie Piper Fan Club members.
...There are two people in there.
Her parents. (23:28) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: FOR THE LOVE OF... OF... ALL THINGS HOLY AND RIGHTEOUS, YOU CANNOT GET TO THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE WITHOUT RIPPING THROUGH THE VOID AND COLLAPSING THE TWO ON THEMSELVES!
... Not Davies? (23:28) BB- Don't you just w: Nope. (23:29) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: Somehow, I thought he would be a fan. (23:29) BB- Don't you just w: He only pretends to be. (23:29) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: Oh come on, this is just /cruel/. (23:29) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: I mean, I was going to the special hell for talking at the cinema already! (23:29) BB- Don't you just w: You have to spend eternity with the two people who concieved Billie Piper! (Really, what better reason ist here to use protection?) (23:30) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: I don't want to spend eternity with the two people who concieved Billie Piper! (23:31) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: Can I not fix this drastic mistake by telling you that Loonar, Clarkson and I are going round to Davies' house with Clarkson's chainsaw and my Wii to go and discuss plans for Doctor Who and Torchwood reprimand him for having a motorbike?! (23:31) BB- Don't you just w: He-
Has-
A-
WHAT!? (23:31) BB- Don't you just w:
@@@@
GET HAMMOND. (23:31) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: (We have no idea if he does or not, but that's what we're telling Clarkson.) (23:31) BB- Don't you just w: We shall fashion a Fanon Cannon outside his front door and use Hamster as ammo./ (23:32) Kat || IT'S OVER NIN: (If he doesn't have a motorbike, we are planting one outside his house!) (23:32) BB- Don't you just w: Can we still make a Fanon Cannon?# (23:32) BB- Don't you just w: Woo quot'd. (23:33) Kat || "We shall fas: XD
yES.
We can. (23:33) BB- Don't you just w: Yay! (23:33) Kat || "We shall fas: Why Hamster as ammo though? (23:33) BB- Don't you just w: He wnated to put a BIKE on the COOL WALL.
A BIKE!!! (23:33) Kat || "We shall fas: XD (23:34) Kat || "We shall fas: He won't die, will he?
Oh, wait, they're immortal... (23:34) BB- Don't you just w: A jet car didn't kill him, so a Fanon Cannon wont. (23:34) BB- Don't you just w: Reall,y it just fires lemons. (23:34) Kat || "We shall fas: ... (23:34) BB- Don't you just w: Hamster is only in there for added impact.
Otherwise, it's mostly all lemons. (23:35) Kat || "We shall fas: By lemons... (23:35) BB- Don't you just w: Yes. (23:35) Kat || "We shall fas: Do you mean the fruit... (23:35) BB- Don't you just w: YEs I do mean that. (23:35) Kat || "We shall fas: Or... the...
Other... (23:35) BB- Don't you just w: Yes. (23:35) Kat || "We shall fas: Thing... (23:35) BB- Don't you just w: That.
Them. (23:35) Kat || "We shall fas: The other thing? (23:35) BB- Don't you just w: Yeah. (23:35) Kat || "We shall fas: Ohgod.
Make sure there are no - and dare I say this - TenxRose ones in there. (23:35) BB- Don't you just w: THEREIN LIES THE TRUE AWESOME DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF THE FANON CANNON!!!! (23:35) Kat || "We shall fas: Davies will giggle like a school girl. (23:36) BB- Don't you just w: It's FANON.
NO CANON.
It isn't some kind of...
CANON CANNON.
Thats just sTUPID. (23:37) Kat || "We shall fas: Oh. Good.
I was worried... (23:39) Kat || "We shall fas: ... O_o
MSN just didn't let me snse a message... (23:39) BB- Don't you just w: Send again. (23:40) Kat || "We shall fas: It was ... XD (23:40) Kat || "We shall fas: Because I'd just remembered something and went back to check it and laughed. Hahaha.
Leon in Kingdom Hearts (just the first one) was voiced by David "Boringas" as Lianne calls him (although apparently he is). XD
Sorry, I just find that amusing. (23:41) BB- Don't you just w: What is it really? (23:41) Kat || "We shall fas: What? (23:41) BB- Don't you just w: His name. (23:41) Kat || "We shall fas: David Boreanaz.
I.e. Angel. (23:41) BB- Don't you just w: Oh right. (23:42) Kat || "We shall fas: But Lianne calls him Boringas, just so she can remmeber.
Hahaha, right. (00:01) BB- Don't you just w: Damnit.
I was writing but got distracted by waging war on people witha fanon cannon laoded with lemons and Hamster. (00:01) Kat || "We shall fas: XD
Sorry.
But it was fun! (00:01) BB- Don't you just w: Lemons and Hamster would be a cool name for a pub. (00:02) Kat || "We shall fas: XD (00:02) BB- Don't you just w: THe locals could call it the Fanon Cannon Inn. (00:02) Kat || "We shall fas: Go on!
DO IT!
DOOO ITTT. (00:02) BB- Don't you just w: I, er, don't know the first thjing about running a pub. (00:02) Kat || "We shall fas: ...
I meant in your writingz. (00:02) BB- Don't you just w: ?
Oh!
YES!
There IS a pub scene!
(00:02) Kat || "We shall fas:
DOOO ITT! (00:03) Kat || "We shall fas: And when people write your Wikipedia entry it will eventually relate back to this conversation.
AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WILL TRY TO GET A COPY! (00:03) BB- Don't you just w: Wow cool
(00:03) Kat || "We shall fas: (And Clarkson, Hamster, Davies, Billie Piper and... um... whoever else will be really "WTF?") (00:03) BB- Don't you just w: OMG XD
That would be hilarious, getting a letter from Top Gear about it XD (00:04) Kat || "We shall fas: XD (00:04) BB- Don't you just w: "Dear BB,
Please do not fire our presenters from any form of cannon, including but not limited to Fanon cannons and canon cannons.
Sincerely, The Stig" (00:05) Kat || "We shall fas: XD
And THEN I say we get ourselves invited on the show.
And I wear my I AM THE STIG t-shirt. (00:06) Kat || "We shall fas:
But.
It must be asked. (00:06) BB- Don't you just w: ...What must? (00:06) Kat || "We shall fas: Is the Stig perfectly accepted of us borrowing Clarkson for his chainsaw?
(DAMNIT MSN KEEPS PREVENTING MY MESSAGES FORM BEING SENT) (00:07) BB- Don't you just w: Meh, if he minded, how would he let us know, eh?
(00:07) Kat || "We shall fas: Write to us via letters? (00:07) BB- Don't you just w: By which time THE DEED WOULD BE DONE. (00:08) Kat || "We shall fas: True.... (00:08) BB- Don't you just w: And then he could have his Jeremy and his chainsaw back. (00:09) Kat || "We shall fas: Yes! (00:09) BB- Don't you just w: Well then!
GET HAMMOND.
We're off to build a fanon cannon! (00:09) BB- Don't you just w: And a pub. (00:10) Kat || "We shall fas: AYE AYE CAP'N!
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