boobies
It's no secret that I have massive amounts of mammaries. Huge boobies, if you will. I finally broke down today and bought one of those "big boob" bras. You know, the ones that are SO massively supportive and hugely gigantical that the stores hide them away in little boxes so "normal" people won't die from shock at seeing bra cups that are bigger than most people's heads...
Yeah. So I bought one. Fits nicely. Even has "magic ring supports" on the bottom, which roughly translates to "little gill-looking things in case you are underwater for long periods of time." I TRIED to explain to the makers that, though I may have giant boobies, and I may be a little bit overweight, I am NOT a whale and NOT in need of an underwater breathing apparatus. Though, I'm not sure if they know or not that whales are MAMMALS and breathe oxygen from the air just like humans, but that's beside the point. *ahem*
So I know have lovely little gills on my ta-tas.
Quite hot, I must say.
Even stranger than this "gill" thing which the makers of the bra seem to feel is essential to my survival (or at least boobage-comfort), is who makes said non-drowning-protection-gear-stuff. Ok, take a wild guess.
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Nope.
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Not even close.
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Ok that's just stupid. Where did you get THAT idea?
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Give up?
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Get ready for it!
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SARA LEE! I shit you not. Sara Lee makes those big boxed bras for bountiful boobies!!
I'm not sure about any of this, but here's my theory, folks. Sara Lee makes cheesecake. Cheesecake makes people fat. Fat people (in addition to people naturally blessed/cursed with huge quantities of titties) need big bras. Sara Lee makes big bras. Are we seeing a pattern here, people?
Just asking.
Time for bed. Much love! -Me
Yeah. So I bought one. Fits nicely. Even has "magic ring supports" on the bottom, which roughly translates to "little gill-looking things in case you are underwater for long periods of time." I TRIED to explain to the makers that, though I may have giant boobies, and I may be a little bit overweight, I am NOT a whale and NOT in need of an underwater breathing apparatus. Though, I'm not sure if they know or not that whales are MAMMALS and breathe oxygen from the air just like humans, but that's beside the point. *ahem*
So I know have lovely little gills on my ta-tas.
Quite hot, I must say.
Even stranger than this "gill" thing which the makers of the bra seem to feel is essential to my survival (or at least boobage-comfort), is who makes said non-drowning-protection-gear-stuff. Ok, take a wild guess.
.
.
.
.
.
Nope.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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Not even close.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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Ok that's just stupid. Where did you get THAT idea?
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Give up?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Get ready for it!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SARA LEE! I shit you not. Sara Lee makes those big boxed bras for bountiful boobies!!
I'm not sure about any of this, but here's my theory, folks. Sara Lee makes cheesecake. Cheesecake makes people fat. Fat people (in addition to people naturally blessed/cursed with huge quantities of titties) need big bras. Sara Lee makes big bras. Are we seeing a pattern here, people?
Just asking.
Time for bed. Much love! -Me