"Think about how long that is. It's like forever, but worse."
Oh, my poor brain. In my rush to get home & watch VMars last night, I forgot how to get home.
The 5 south ramp was closed, so I had to detour in Glendale. When I saw the signs for 'I-5 to Los Angeles' and 'I-5 to Sacramento,' I went toward Sacramento. I realized my mistake about three miles down the road when I said,"Verdugo Avenue... doesn't that cross The WB ranch facilities? Hey, it's Ikea! Oh, motherfucking whore, I'm going the wrong way!" Yep, because as a NorCal girl, I naturally chose Sacramento over Los Angeles.
So I'm finally heading in the right direction when I see a sign warning of construction delays. That's when I decided to get off the 5 & take the 101 home... even though it meant driving almost all the way back to work. The good thing about that: the WB's moving billboard was working. Hello, giant Tom Welling face! The bad thing: someone was behind me, so I couldn't slow down to see it switch to Supenatural. Plus, I had to look at One Tree Hill while waiting at the light.
I got home in time to shout
LOGAN ECHOLLS, YOU JACKASS!
Okay, I love that, even when I can tell what's coming on VMars, I'm pleasantly surprised by the execution.
* Oh, UPN! "Judgement Day"? Nice, but "Judgment Day" looks better.
* Logan Echolls, you right prick, you head-up-the-ass angsty wuss, you foolish little boy. Not for one minute do I believe that you were "oh,noes, totally drunk!" and forgot what you said to Veronica. And despite what Peaches says, fucking the pain away never helps. See: Summers, Buffy.
* Hee, Butters! Every school has that one guy who shows up looking like an extra from The Cotton Club. Dick + Party Pig = OTP. I really wanted Beaver to show up & rescue Mac.
* Wallace, you're adorable. Jackie, you're getting more likeable, and if you get killed next week I'll actually be upset. Gia, you're okay. Logan, you still piss me off. Please kick yourself in the ass for me.
* I missed something: why is Terrence Cook in the hospital?
* I've lost track of this season's mysteries. Felix's murder was solved. We're waiting to see 1) who bombed the bus, 2) why Creepy Lucky stalked Gia, and 3) if Aaron did it or not, right?
* bigboobedcanuck, do you think Lucky ties into your Beaver theory? (Sorry that sounded dirty!) Or switch Lucky for Meg, and that's why the Mannings bailed him out?
* Poor Veronica. I've been there, twice, and it hurts like hell. One guy, I haven't seen since. The other guy, I didn't speak to for a year, but we're close friends again.
OMG, from Letterman's Top 10 (repeat) last night: Things Overheard During George W. Bush's Trip to Cancun... #7 - "Cozumel? Isn't that the chick I made Secretary of State?"
Will Tippin returns! I forgot to watch Alias ahead of time, so I'm TiVo'ing. I do know that Drew Goddard wrote it, so I'm prepared for when he channels his inner J.J. fenwic, get your "WTF, JJ?!" icon ready ;)
Captioned American Inventor last night, then finished up That '70s Show's special. Dude, it's not like I ever enjoyed American Inventor, but now I officially hate that show. If one guy in particular wins it, I'll one-woman riot in the street (after my tentative "Renew Freddie!" demonstration.) As for '70s, it's a well-done special. No, I did not cry another show made me at the end. I'll miss you, Red and Kitty.
Gotta see a man about some new tires. Hopefully, it can be done in time for me to head to work. If not, I'll be driving like an old lady today.
ETA: OMG, forget Alan Ruck. Please, let Rosenbaum be one of the dancers!
The 5 south ramp was closed, so I had to detour in Glendale. When I saw the signs for 'I-5 to Los Angeles' and 'I-5 to Sacramento,' I went toward Sacramento. I realized my mistake about three miles down the road when I said,"Verdugo Avenue... doesn't that cross The WB ranch facilities? Hey, it's Ikea! Oh, motherfucking whore, I'm going the wrong way!" Yep, because as a NorCal girl, I naturally chose Sacramento over Los Angeles.
So I'm finally heading in the right direction when I see a sign warning of construction delays. That's when I decided to get off the 5 & take the 101 home... even though it meant driving almost all the way back to work. The good thing about that: the WB's moving billboard was working. Hello, giant Tom Welling face! The bad thing: someone was behind me, so I couldn't slow down to see it switch to Supenatural. Plus, I had to look at One Tree Hill while waiting at the light.
I got home in time to shout
LOGAN ECHOLLS, YOU JACKASS!
Okay, I love that, even when I can tell what's coming on VMars, I'm pleasantly surprised by the execution.
* Oh, UPN! "Judgement Day"? Nice, but "Judgment Day" looks better.
* Logan Echolls, you right prick, you head-up-the-ass angsty wuss, you foolish little boy. Not for one minute do I believe that you were "oh,noes, totally drunk!" and forgot what you said to Veronica. And despite what Peaches says, fucking the pain away never helps. See: Summers, Buffy.
* Hee, Butters! Every school has that one guy who shows up looking like an extra from The Cotton Club. Dick + Party Pig = OTP. I really wanted Beaver to show up & rescue Mac.
* Wallace, you're adorable. Jackie, you're getting more likeable, and if you get killed next week I'll actually be upset. Gia, you're okay. Logan, you still piss me off. Please kick yourself in the ass for me.
* I missed something: why is Terrence Cook in the hospital?
* I've lost track of this season's mysteries. Felix's murder was solved. We're waiting to see 1) who bombed the bus, 2) why Creepy Lucky stalked Gia, and 3) if Aaron did it or not, right?
* bigboobedcanuck, do you think Lucky ties into your Beaver theory? (Sorry that sounded dirty!) Or switch Lucky for Meg, and that's why the Mannings bailed him out?
* Poor Veronica. I've been there, twice, and it hurts like hell. One guy, I haven't seen since. The other guy, I didn't speak to for a year, but we're close friends again.
OMG, from Letterman's Top 10 (repeat) last night: Things Overheard During George W. Bush's Trip to Cancun... #7 - "Cozumel? Isn't that the chick I made Secretary of State?"
Will Tippin returns! I forgot to watch Alias ahead of time, so I'm TiVo'ing. I do know that Drew Goddard wrote it, so I'm prepared for when he channels his inner J.J. fenwic, get your "WTF, JJ?!" icon ready ;)
Captioned American Inventor last night, then finished up That '70s Show's special. Dude, it's not like I ever enjoyed American Inventor, but now I officially hate that show. If one guy in particular wins it, I'll one-woman riot in the street (after my tentative "Renew Freddie!" demonstration.) As for '70s, it's a well-done special. No, I did not cry another show made me at the end. I'll miss you, Red and Kitty.
Gotta see a man about some new tires. Hopefully, it can be done in time for me to head to work. If not, I'll be driving like an old lady today.
ETA: OMG, forget Alan Ruck. Please, let Rosenbaum be one of the dancers!