"Marge, prepare the celebration ham!"

Sep 14, 2005 11:54

Oh, real life! Why must you distract me from online activities?

I've been busy doing RL stuff (baseball, Disneyland, etc.), watching my Lost DVDs and trying to pinpoint when I started to hate Charlie, accepting that I'll have to d/l lots of shows this season (damn you, network programmers!), and following the advice of this song from the foul-mouthed puppets of Avenue Q:

"There is Life Outside Your Apartment"

Man, those puppets are stuffed with wisdom on topics like noise control, sexual orientation, and long-distance relationships:

"You Can Be As Loud As the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love)"

"If You Were Gay"

"My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada"

Ok, in general, Shaquille O'Neal annoys me but he's genuinely a good guy (and hasn't harrassed me or any of my friends). He's always one of the first star athletes to give time and money to numerous charitable donations & appearances, which is easy to do when you're loaded and work 8 months out of the year. But not many of them would whip out their Miami PD badge to run after & capture gay-bashing suspects. So Shaq, I can overlook the fact that you pay a friend to warm up your Bentley & pick a CD/DVD for the drive home, because not many stars would put their life/career/ass on the line like that.

kelbelle: Any news?

mamafunny2000: WTF is with the d/l group's newest greedy morons?! I kind of went off about that, but who knows if they'll read it. And seriously, is it even possible to attach a virus to a multimedia file?

I'll try to catch up on everyone's LJs tonight, after I pretend to re-read a script (and ignore a different, crappy one) for class.

ETA: For the record, that moron dad who's mad about the pledge of allegiance is not really from Sacramento. (We don't want him!) He's from Elk Grove, which is as white, affluent, and borderline rednecky as it sounds.

sometimes shaq is good, avenue q

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