I'm sure y'all know this isn't my creation, but it's still fun

[baby_rissa_chan]

What rolls down stairs/Alone or in pairs/and makes a buzzity sound?
It's long/A schlong/A marvelous dong
Everyone knows it's Dildo

What fits in a sock/Feels better than cock/And unlike a man it's slow?
It vibrates a bit/Feels great on your clit
Everyone knows it's Dildo

It's Dildo!
It's Dildo!
It's big, it's fleshy, it's ribbed
It's Dildo!
It's Dildo!
Yes, that's right, it's ribbed.

What fits in your crack/Some even have sacks/The penis you don't have to blow?
They're not just for gays/They use double A's
Everyone knows it's Dildo

A Dildo dog/A Dildo plane/Many more vibrating toys
You turn the knob/They buzz and throb
Feels great in girls and boys-

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- What makes you cum/And fits in your bum/Some of them even can glow?
A dink, a dink/In marvellous pink
Everyone knows it's Dildo

A long fleshy tube/Use oil-based lube/Not just for the neighborhood ho's
For a girl on the go/With no time for a beau/It makes for a perfect fellow

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Some Dildos not exactly
as shown. Batteries not
included. Not to be used
as a floatation device.
Some animal testing has
occurred. Please use a
lubricant. Insert
rounded end first. Not
for use in the shower.
May cause choking if
used improperly.
Vaginal flatulance may
ensue. If swallowed, do
not induce vomiting.
Discontinue use if
irritation or abnormal
swelling occur. May
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laboratory animals. Do
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while inserting Dildos.
May explode if placed in
fire. Dildo brand dildos
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replace the male sexual
organ, only as a
temporary substitute
when a penis is not
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