Hi! I'm Jaden Carson and that is my cat Shadow behind me.
I just bought this great house. It needs alot of work inside and out but the frame is good.
Lots of locals stopped by to welcome me to the neighborhood but the only one who really interested me was her. Elena Martin.
Using all of my skill as a hottie, I managed to flirt with her. (Three bolts! No kidding)
So I asked her to move in.
Elena: Hello SimLord, I'm not sure this is such a good idea.
Me: It'll be fine.
Elena: I hope you're right.
Me: Of course I am. You won't have 10 kids like your predecessor. I won't let you.
Elena, Shadow, and I all got jobs right away. We need money and bad. So I went of the next day happy as a clam.
Elena: I thought you said I wasn't having kids.
Me: I didn't say [I]no[/I] kids. I want kid spam. Sooner the better.
Sweet! Promoted on my first day. Your looking at the newest Spelunker in town.
Me: That's awesome. Let's spend your hard earned bonus.
Me: Good thing I'm trying to get Jaden abducted. Shadow's not very house trained.
Elena: I hate you so much right now.
Me: Bite me, sweetie.