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ok.. so this week
wednesday..didnt do much hung around..styaed home from school and went to the doctors..yeah i was there and this kid was like playing a purple pen.. and he was like "mommy.." and he showed his shirt sleeve and it had a pen stain and the mom was like "david im sorry we'll get the stain out when we get home.." and then he opened his mouth and was like "mommy look!" and his mouth was entirely purple! teeth gums tongue EVERYTHING! she was like "OMG david!!!" and then they went in the bathroom and got it all out..and she came back and said.. thatll teach him never to chew pens again!. it was hilarious!!!!
thursday.. went to school didnt feel good but i still went. not much happened it was kinda gay. yeah
friday.. went to school and lasted till about blues bell. left for home at blues bell.. yeah rawr being sick seriously sucks! (woah alliteration!) yeah thats about it.
saturday!! got up at like the crack of dawn literally.. me and my mommy went to north carolina to do yardwork. down at our house.. hmm that was kind of fun.. we found 2 condoms in our backyard..strange..hah i mowed the lawn. that was fun!! ohh my goshh! hah my mom was like cracking up just watching me like mow the yard 5 times over i was like grass doesnt look cut! haha. anyways so we got ddone and then we got back to VB and i took a shower and headed off to olivias partyy!!
ommmggg was that was the funnest thing EVER! i swear it was a blast..we made snowmen and olivia like made a nazi..i was like what are you doing!?! aha then we went and partied upstars and did hannah curren impersonations!! that was like oh lordy lord! and after that we were immitating people at the dance and how the were all like dancing and crap and then annalee and i decided we could be synchronized jumpers!! (hey i tried) and yeah and then i imitated kritstin on Laguna beach with like the 100million purses that olivia has!! goodness and then we just did like the 1-2 step and that was fun as hell i was like.. i dont get it! and its like the easiest dance move in the world and i didnt get how to do it..hah sara broke her butt so she couldnt do anything and then olivias dog came in and ran around and like tried to attach sara. and then me and allison were on the bed and like we flew off cause the dog jumped on it.. oh gosh it was funnnyyy!!!! and then yeah we did karoke.. " yeah yeah yeah yeah mary had a littttlllee a little little really litttle LAMB!!" ohhhh! " this is part where the rap breaks..down?" oh lordd! hah "dont wanna be and american idiot!!" hah we were talking about how like allison wear so many clothes.. its hialrious! we had a pow wow on the floor sara couldnt join because she broke her ass! haha yeah went into olivias closet and chose what she was gunna wear! DANCEDD!! played on olivias bed.. not like that though.. talked about people.. and drama in our lives.. went downstairs..exchanged gifts.. left.
quotes from partyy!
allison: caitlin comeon fat people can do this and you cant?!?
annemarie: im doin the worm
Me: doesnt that hurt your boobs?
annalee -- look shes freaking humping the elevator..look olivia im humping your dresser drawers!
sara: olivia STOP PLAYING WITH MY SHOE!
annamarie: yeah i was like jessica, a good come back wouldve been.."well ya know wat? YOUR FAT!"
annalee *dancing like someone..* mrs camp..annalee can i see that one more time?
impersonating hannah currens volleyball serve..
me: im gunna go for it
olivia: alright you do that caitlin!!..wait *folds down lamp*
me: ahh i made it i made it!! i actually didnt kill myself while jumping on your bed!
olivia made this wacko cookie..and she licked it!ewww!
olivia made a nazi cookie..annalee: "mrs camp what have you been teaching this child!"
sara: my snowglobes leaking.. its not supposed to leak..is it?
sara: ahh ahhh ahhh wat are you doing!??
me: goshh chill out im just trying to give a hug!
allison: i made it guys
annemarie: sara dont try this.. itll hurt your ass to much!
Me olivia what are these??
olivia: oh those are hair curlers..
me: SUUUREEE
sara: caitlin why are your lips so dark..?
me: because i put lipstick stuff on..duh
sara: ... ohhh!
^ wow she was like watching me put it on too! hah <3
annalee allison olivia and me impersonating a special person in which whom we strongl are annoyed with!! (i hope they read this and get a hint!)
haha like omg i was was soo bored today..lol hahah
i love you! your my BF.!!
im watching my dog..JK!! hahaha
i really hate them. hahah not that you care lol!
are you mad at me.. because i hope were friends.. lol
yeah dude it was hialrious!!
Annalee: is this the song?? me: uh yeah A: no its not! C: turn the scroll thing to a diff part of the song.. A: ohh it is the song!! C: yeah i told you! A: well ya know what!?C: what?A: hmm.. i dunno!
so yeah saturday was fun!
SUNDAY!! i woke up and like did all this stuff then the camps came and picked me up!! to go to sara WEARA's parttaayy! heh we picked up annalee and she gave us a note..yeah shes secret agent eagle toe..but shh dont tell anyone!so yeah we went to saras and olivia and i were like but its pinboys at the beach and the whole car had this whole discussion about how pinboys wasnt at the beach and we were like no but it is!! hha yeah were cool like that! well got in side lovely sara was waiting for us.. then yeah sara lauren sam annalee olivia and just talked.. palak arrived then emily.. and then gabby did so we started bowling.
gabby like he second bowl she threw it so hard she like broke the gutter thing and it went into the space between bowling lanes and she just walked onto the thing and some guy was like no dont walk on that and he had to like get the ball and fix the lane thinger. hah it was hilarious he was like be gentle.. then like SAM bolwed it and like the gate was still down and it bounced of the gate it came rolling back it ws the funniest thing ever!! yeah that was funny! so then we had hotdogs.. and cheese fries.. and we had a whole disscussion about what pitcher was pepsi and what pitcher was dr. pepper! then we ate cake...yeah sara looked like phoebe from friends on the picture of her on her cake. it was quite iintresting..annalee got sara's eyebrow.. and i got her eye.. sara got some part of her face and olivia is yet to discover what part she got.. lol then we opened presents.. wow..emily gave sara like a war paint set i swear the thing was HUGE!! yeah then people left.. mann and so annalees father cam eand he and saras dad chatted away.. so sara olivia annalee and me.. just talked and made up this whole like skit with our strawberry sunglasses.. and chapstickie things! haha.. yeah then we all talked about what we were gunna wear tomorrow for our chorus thang! yeah and then we left..
olivia annalee and i talked in the car and we were talking about Tim Mcgraw or whomeever song it is..its like " i miss back when a hoe was a hoe.. and a coke was a coke.. and cracks what you were doin' when you were craking jokes" yeah then we had a converstaion on how some country songs are just dumb and some are dumb but in a funny way. and then i started like laughing cause i was looking at annalee from the back in the side mirror and she had her strwberry sunglasses on and she was just sitting looking ohh goshh it was funny though! so yeah they dropped me off and i discovered that we have one of those deer things in out front yard so i yelled at my dad about it.. he was like.. is there a point to this? it was funny too.
so um im sitting here typing away at this keyboard... hmm comment! <33
caiitllliinn!