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About 5 seconds after I clicked the update button, my mind went blank. I’m sure whatever I was planning on writing would have been awesome, but since I already forgot about what it was I’m sure it couldn’t of been that interesting. Good one. So as a substitute I decided to clear the air about everything. If you have heard any rumors, read on. Here it goes…
1. JASON MRAZ. How dare anyone doubt my love for Jason Mraz. As if I even needed to explain his greatness, but for those of you who have not yet been blessed with hearing his music, you must immediately drop everything you are doing and buy his live c.d. I’ve had enough of your ignorant ears. I’m so disappointed.
2. Yes, I will get my braces off before I turn 40. Actually, my teeth will be freed from prison in November! Can I get a woot woot?
3. Josh Hartnett and I WILL meet. He can reach me anytime at 954 287 0023.
4. Random things annoy me. Like how doors are always left open in movies. Or how people in school have started using the word “baller” as an adjective. To me, it’s the equivalent of seeing a male family member in the shower , where the memory rests in an undisturbed corner in your mind because your trying so hard to forget it.
5. Its true, I am making a clone of myself. The more dependable, not ADD, non-insomniac, bendable version of me is composed entirely of silly putty, but is still unfortunately in the packaging stage. Hopefully it will be updating my journal and copying cartoons from the newspaper in the near future.
6. New York is the most amazing place. Ever. Unless you live in Sweden. Then you automatically win.
7. Yes, Caitlin and I are being Swedish girls for Halloween. Its nothing sexual, we are just really patriotic. I swear. The costume is complete with live goats and sheep. Ok I lied, but one can dream.
8. I do own a million pairs of socks. But when you go to Catholic School, picking out your socks in the morning becomes the biggest and most exciting part of your day. I’m serious.
9. I really did think The Exorcist was funny. But I guess it helps when you have a comedian sitting next to you making fun of it the entire time. “I can see it now, The Exorcist, the Musical.” Guess you had to be there.
Well that’s as far as my mind is willing to venture tonight. I leave you with these words, which seem to be on the lips of everyone who wants to drive me insane.
-”That’s baller yo.”
If in a month I find myself in the special jacket that makes me hug myself surrounded by white, padded walls and talking to a mint flavored gum drop named Howard, I’m suing.
grr