St. Thomas
This is SO funny i had to put it in my journal!
You know u go to St. Thomas if.....
1) your idea of being rebellious is breaking the dress code as many ways as possible
2) you think its weird that girls at other schools DONT wear ribbons in their hair
3) you seize every opportunity to be seen out of uniform (this one goes out to those who blatantly over dress for football games)
4) you're friends with almost all of your teachers (or shall I say almost friends)
5) you get a kick out of figuring out new ways to double park in the gravel lot
6) the student parking lot has nicer cars than the teachers' lot
7) you don't go for an entire day without trash talking or grilling somebody
8) you fear Coach Smith more than Dean ___, hmm, what IS his name?
9) you have more Cliff Notes than actual novels
10) in the event you have to write an essay, you feel the appropriate time to do so is at 1 in the morning the night before
11) you have a tendency to stop by B lunch (when you have D, that is)
12) you see nothing wrong with re-arranging the order of you classes every day, and the times 8:08, 9:26, 10:22, 11:18, 12:14, 1:10, 1:41, and 2:37 have significance to you.
13) during homecoming week, you have in depth discussion about whether the freshmen's hallway is really all that good
14) you've taken more than one SAT prep course
15) and as a result, you can rattle off 15 synonyms for "hinder"
16) the best part of your morning is picking out your socks
17) you're comfortable telling your parents you're going to a kegger at the Clipper
18) and they have no problem with that
19) or that fact that you have a party every time they go out of town
20) you'll only join a club if you get a trip to Disney (same goes for selling raffle books)
21) speaking of the raffle- you've had many a homeroom teacher threaten you for not selling them
22) you call people by their last names, and have no clue what their first names are
23) at some point, you've had a teacher who had an obsession with throwing pens onto the whiteboard tray (Mr. Falcone and Mr. Hoskin- we salute you)
24) at any given time, you can tell somebody 5 reasons why they're going to hell- and back it up with Bible verse
25) you pray for the football team in theology
26) you get cut marks from all the people in the hallway who forget to shave their arms
27) you're a girl and you let a forest grow on your legs under your pants until Friday
28) you find it normal to waste half of a class making special intentions
29) you're the only person who knows what the word "Cailini" means
30) you have mastered the art of fake smiling
31) you resent the sales of beat tags
32) you listen to Mr. Staud on the announcements and do not shake your head out of pity
33) you've started to appreciate the coverage uniforms offer for some people (see #3)
34) you've heard the school referred to as "Slut Training Academy" and have no idea what those slanderous public school kids mean by that
35) between procuring a fake ID, buying liquor, and actually consuming it, you consider drinking a hobby, if not an art form (this includes keg-stands)
36) you have no problem spending $100 for a parking space, $75 for a yearbook, $400+ for a class ring, or a couple thousand on a trip to Italy- but $5 for class dues- oh, that means war
37) speaking of money, you pay more for gum fines than you do for actual tuition
38) you have no problem standing in the middle of the hallway with your 25 closest friends at the busiest class change
39) you get more sleep in class than at home
40) when other schools have the next day off, you're out partying with them (even though you DO have school the next day)
41) you awake from a horrible dream at 3 in the morning screaming "National Merit!"
42) you never do homework at home, after all, that's what Channel 1 is for
43) you've started to honestly believe that if you went to a public school, your only future profession could be working the Mc Donald's drive thru
44) you can recite the "Our Father" in Spanish (Mr Martinez!!) or Latin (Mrs. Nardone) yet you don't know but 2 lines of the Gettysburg Address or "I Have a Dream..."
45) you scream the extended form of B.S. in front of your principal, priest and asst. principal because you don't like the call at the football game [heh, plantation fball game, junior year...go band]
46) you've been beaten with a ruler more than once by Ms. McDonough
47) you get 2 days off of school for the state football game, but you get 0 off for a hurricane
48) you don't think it's odd that your Biology teacher relates everything to sex
You know u go to St. Thomas if.....
1) your idea of being rebellious is breaking the dress code as many ways as possible
2) you think its weird that girls at other schools DONT wear ribbons in their hair
3) you seize every opportunity to be seen out of uniform (this one goes out to those who blatantly over dress for football games)
4) you're friends with almost all of your teachers (or shall I say almost friends)
5) you get a kick out of figuring out new ways to double park in the gravel lot
6) the student parking lot has nicer cars than the teachers' lot
7) you don't go for an entire day without trash talking or grilling somebody
8) you fear Coach Smith more than Dean ___, hmm, what IS his name?
9) you have more Cliff Notes than actual novels
10) in the event you have to write an essay, you feel the appropriate time to do so is at 1 in the morning the night before
11) you have a tendency to stop by B lunch (when you have D, that is)
12) you see nothing wrong with re-arranging the order of you classes every day, and the times 8:08, 9:26, 10:22, 11:18, 12:14, 1:10, 1:41, and 2:37 have significance to you.
13) during homecoming week, you have in depth discussion about whether the freshmen's hallway is really all that good
14) you've taken more than one SAT prep course
15) and as a result, you can rattle off 15 synonyms for "hinder"
16) the best part of your morning is picking out your socks
17) you're comfortable telling your parents you're going to a kegger at the Clipper
18) and they have no problem with that
19) or that fact that you have a party every time they go out of town
20) you'll only join a club if you get a trip to Disney (same goes for selling raffle books)
21) speaking of the raffle- you've had many a homeroom teacher threaten you for not selling them
22) you call people by their last names, and have no clue what their first names are
23) at some point, you've had a teacher who had an obsession with throwing pens onto the whiteboard tray (Mr. Falcone and Mr. Hoskin- we salute you)
24) at any given time, you can tell somebody 5 reasons why they're going to hell- and back it up with Bible verse
25) you pray for the football team in theology
26) you get cut marks from all the people in the hallway who forget to shave their arms
27) you're a girl and you let a forest grow on your legs under your pants until Friday
28) you find it normal to waste half of a class making special intentions
29) you're the only person who knows what the word "Cailini" means
30) you have mastered the art of fake smiling
31) you resent the sales of beat tags
32) you listen to Mr. Staud on the announcements and do not shake your head out of pity
33) you've started to appreciate the coverage uniforms offer for some people (see #3)
34) you've heard the school referred to as "Slut Training Academy" and have no idea what those slanderous public school kids mean by that
35) between procuring a fake ID, buying liquor, and actually consuming it, you consider drinking a hobby, if not an art form (this includes keg-stands)
36) you have no problem spending $100 for a parking space, $75 for a yearbook, $400+ for a class ring, or a couple thousand on a trip to Italy- but $5 for class dues- oh, that means war
37) speaking of money, you pay more for gum fines than you do for actual tuition
38) you have no problem standing in the middle of the hallway with your 25 closest friends at the busiest class change
39) you get more sleep in class than at home
40) when other schools have the next day off, you're out partying with them (even though you DO have school the next day)
41) you awake from a horrible dream at 3 in the morning screaming "National Merit!"
42) you never do homework at home, after all, that's what Channel 1 is for
43) you've started to honestly believe that if you went to a public school, your only future profession could be working the Mc Donald's drive thru
44) you can recite the "Our Father" in Spanish (Mr Martinez!!) or Latin (Mrs. Nardone) yet you don't know but 2 lines of the Gettysburg Address or "I Have a Dream..."
45) you scream the extended form of B.S. in front of your principal, priest and asst. principal because you don't like the call at the football game [heh, plantation fball game, junior year...go band]
46) you've been beaten with a ruler more than once by Ms. McDonough
47) you get 2 days off of school for the state football game, but you get 0 off for a hurricane
48) you don't think it's odd that your Biology teacher relates everything to sex