Movie Game
Stealing this little gem from apriljoiex
THE RULES:
[1] Pick 12 of your favorite movies.
[2] Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
[3] Post the quotes in your journal.
[4] Have those on your friends list guess what the movie is.
[5] Extra points for knowing the actor and character's name.
[6] Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified.
I tried to go for harder quotes since most of the movies I chose were pretty quotable. And looking at the list of my 12 "favorite" movies, I think I need to see more movies. NO CHEATING!
1. “Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!”
2. “This isn't a game! In the real world, when you kill people they die - for real! And in the real world you're fucked!”
3. “Eat me, [character name]. It's okay for guys like you and [character name] to fuck everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like [character name]. God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me are you in, or are you out?”
4. “Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.”
5. “You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it.”
6. “Single-minded till the point of recklessness” (Okay, this one is from a crappy movie but it’s a movie based off a book, and the character who says it used to be my biggest obsession before VMars)
7. “I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort!”
8. “Slut in truck!”
9. “I crashed my van into Jesus!….This is not how I wanted to remember my life.”
10. “Ok, now it's true, the majority of students today are so cravenly PC, they wouldn't know a good time if it was sitting on their face, but there's one thing that will always unite us and them. They're young. They may not realize it yet. They've got the same raging hormones, the same self-destructive desire to get boldly trashed and wildly out of control. Look out that window! That's not a protest! That is cry for help! They're begging us...”
11. “With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls.
[shows pictures of beautiful supermodels] But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this
[picture of a mummy] Merry Christmas”
12. “A:That waitress sized us up in two seconds. We're black and black people don't tip. So she wasn't gonna waste her time. Now somebody like that? Nothing you can do to change their mind.
B: So, uh... how much did you leave?
A: You expect me to pay for that kind of service?
A: You see any white people in there waiting an hour and thirty two minutes for a plate of spaghetti? Huh? And how many cups of coffee did we get?
B: You don't drink coffee and I didn't want any.
A: That woman poured cup after cup to every white person around us. Did she even ask you if you wanted any?
B: We didn't get any coffee that you didn't want and I didn't order, and this is evidence of racial discrimination? Did you happen to notice our waitress was black?”
THE RULES:
[1] Pick 12 of your favorite movies.
[2] Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
[3] Post the quotes in your journal.
[4] Have those on your friends list guess what the movie is.
[5] Extra points for knowing the actor and character's name.
[6] Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified.
I tried to go for harder quotes since most of the movies I chose were pretty quotable. And looking at the list of my 12 "favorite" movies, I think I need to see more movies. NO CHEATING!
1. “Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!”
2. “This isn't a game! In the real world, when you kill people they die - for real! And in the real world you're fucked!”
3. “Eat me, [character name]. It's okay for guys like you and [character name] to fuck everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like [character name]. God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me are you in, or are you out?”
4. “Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.”
5. “You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it.”
6. “Single-minded till the point of recklessness” (Okay, this one is from a crappy movie but it’s a movie based off a book, and the character who says it used to be my biggest obsession before VMars)
7. “I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort!”
8. “Slut in truck!”
9. “I crashed my van into Jesus!….This is not how I wanted to remember my life.”
10. “Ok, now it's true, the majority of students today are so cravenly PC, they wouldn't know a good time if it was sitting on their face, but there's one thing that will always unite us and them. They're young. They may not realize it yet. They've got the same raging hormones, the same self-destructive desire to get boldly trashed and wildly out of control. Look out that window! That's not a protest! That is cry for help! They're begging us...”
11. “With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls.
[shows pictures of beautiful supermodels] But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this
[picture of a mummy] Merry Christmas”
12. “A:That waitress sized us up in two seconds. We're black and black people don't tip. So she wasn't gonna waste her time. Now somebody like that? Nothing you can do to change their mind.
B: So, uh... how much did you leave?
A: You expect me to pay for that kind of service?
A: You see any white people in there waiting an hour and thirty two minutes for a plate of spaghetti? Huh? And how many cups of coffee did we get?
B: You don't drink coffee and I didn't want any.
A: That woman poured cup after cup to every white person around us. Did she even ask you if you wanted any?
B: We didn't get any coffee that you didn't want and I didn't order, and this is evidence of racial discrimination? Did you happen to notice our waitress was black?”