(no subject)
Let me show you how much of a bullshit class english is:
Mr. Zartler: "You guys! This story is NOT about a 3 foot alien swimming with..."
Class: "Dolphins?! Fish?!"
Mr. Z: "Birds!"
Since birds can swim. And also since we're reading about an Indian myth. GOD I waste so much time in school.
Which is why Zoe and I didn't go to our two least important classes today. Instead, we opted for a little Value Village action to search for a hot tape for the sex mobile, and afterwards some scrumptious ice cream from Mickey D's. YUMMMM! I'll probably go back to Physics and Ms. Ames will be like, "Well, you missed the 5,000th worksheet that we've done in this class, but that's it!" Ha.
My mother. Sometimes I really can't stand her. I told my shrink all about it, and now she wants to see my mother ALONE this week. What the FUCK am I gonna do? I really need to go. Always. I'm a big loony bin. She best not tell my mom about how I'm feeling, otherwise I'll...I don't know. I had another symbolic dream where I was stranded on a freeway because my car broke down and really creepy old men were offering me rides. I kept on running into hobo farms and then my dad appeared all of a sudden. I remember being really relieved b/c he could help me, but then he told me he wished he could but I should call my mom. I did and she just yelled at me for getting lost. She couldn't help me and neither could he. Hm. Kinda like real life! I got to go to his house for dinner on Sunday night. We had a lovely italian meal and watched old home movies. I found out I'm highly allergic to Faye's cat since I was sitting where it likes to sleep and got basically the worst asthma attack of my life! HA! Now he'll make her get rid of it and they'll break up! Me: "Dad, I thought you hated cats..." Dad: "Yeah, well, this one's...kinda really cool!!" *smacks forhead* Will he ever learn?
Well, tomorrow will be another day of boringness. At least I don't HAVE to go to Physics.
Mr. Zartler: "You guys! This story is NOT about a 3 foot alien swimming with..."
Class: "Dolphins?! Fish?!"
Mr. Z: "Birds!"
Since birds can swim. And also since we're reading about an Indian myth. GOD I waste so much time in school.
Which is why Zoe and I didn't go to our two least important classes today. Instead, we opted for a little Value Village action to search for a hot tape for the sex mobile, and afterwards some scrumptious ice cream from Mickey D's. YUMMMM! I'll probably go back to Physics and Ms. Ames will be like, "Well, you missed the 5,000th worksheet that we've done in this class, but that's it!" Ha.
My mother. Sometimes I really can't stand her. I told my shrink all about it, and now she wants to see my mother ALONE this week. What the FUCK am I gonna do? I really need to go. Always. I'm a big loony bin. She best not tell my mom about how I'm feeling, otherwise I'll...I don't know. I had another symbolic dream where I was stranded on a freeway because my car broke down and really creepy old men were offering me rides. I kept on running into hobo farms and then my dad appeared all of a sudden. I remember being really relieved b/c he could help me, but then he told me he wished he could but I should call my mom. I did and she just yelled at me for getting lost. She couldn't help me and neither could he. Hm. Kinda like real life! I got to go to his house for dinner on Sunday night. We had a lovely italian meal and watched old home movies. I found out I'm highly allergic to Faye's cat since I was sitting where it likes to sleep and got basically the worst asthma attack of my life! HA! Now he'll make her get rid of it and they'll break up! Me: "Dad, I thought you hated cats..." Dad: "Yeah, well, this one's...kinda really cool!!" *smacks forhead* Will he ever learn?
Well, tomorrow will be another day of boringness. At least I don't HAVE to go to Physics.