when i say glen you say humplick!
Retarded Kroger Woman = RKW
Produce Bond= PB
RKWsays: Heyyy is it ok to put this in the microwave *holds up hamburger wrapped in tinfoil*
PB: *thinks to himself....hell no you cant do that"
PBsays: yeah uhh i dont see why not!
RKWsays: Ok.....*places burger in microwave and turns microwave on and walks always from microwave*
(a bright light appears inside the microwave and popping sounds are present)
RKWsays: SHIT!!! *runs to the rescue of the burger wrapped in metal....*opens microwave and picks up burger which is in flames.... throws the flaming burger on the table*
PBsays: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x's a million and five
RKWsays: That's not funny..im going to kill you...im going to turn into micahel myers and kill you! (she really said these EXACT words)
PBsays: Wow....i didnt know it would do that....why the heck would wendys wrap a burger in tin foil? sorry!!!
i guess you had to be there but this was top 5 funniest moments at kroger for me! im usually a nice guy but i felt the need to be a butt that day. just picture a flaming burger in your ohhhh so pleasant and peaceful break room...
Produce Bond= PB
RKWsays: Heyyy is it ok to put this in the microwave *holds up hamburger wrapped in tinfoil*
PB: *thinks to himself....hell no you cant do that"
PBsays: yeah uhh i dont see why not!
RKWsays: Ok.....*places burger in microwave and turns microwave on and walks always from microwave*
(a bright light appears inside the microwave and popping sounds are present)
RKWsays: SHIT!!! *runs to the rescue of the burger wrapped in metal....*opens microwave and picks up burger which is in flames.... throws the flaming burger on the table*
PBsays: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x's a million and five
RKWsays: That's not funny..im going to kill you...im going to turn into micahel myers and kill you! (she really said these EXACT words)
PBsays: Wow....i didnt know it would do that....why the heck would wendys wrap a burger in tin foil? sorry!!!
i guess you had to be there but this was top 5 funniest moments at kroger for me! im usually a nice guy but i felt the need to be a butt that day. just picture a flaming burger in your ohhhh so pleasant and peaceful break room...