ohhhh maaaan
Alright. Here's how I rocked my weekend.
I GOTTED MY HAIRCUT FINALLY!!! YAY!!!
Friday night, Jenna slept over.
We talked on the phone with a friend "MaxslashBrad" and he jacked off on the phone. I thought it was pretty funny. CUM IN A BAGGY! I thought that would be funny, too.
Well anyway, next morning, we went to the mall, then to Alfredo's, made some deliveries with Jimmy, then went to Cidney's party.
Check this out:
I was so fucking scared man..So Jimmy and Tyler pick me and Jenna up after Cid's party, and we just drive around while Jimmy tells us some funny stories about this one bitch, and we go to Kendall Park and what not..Then he drops me off at my house because my dad wanted to see me before I slept over at Jenna's. Then, I get home around Midnightish and he's like you could have just went, with whoever took you home, to Jenna's. I was like AH so I called Jimmy to have him come pick me back up and he parks at the house nextdoor and I get in, and I'm like "JIMMY DRIVE NOW GO DONT EVEN LOOK BACK." and my dad is sitting at the door waving, waiting for Jenna's mom to wave back and obviously she didn't. So my dad calls my cell phone and I pressed clear right away. Then he gets my sister to call and I did the same thing. I tell him to hurry and get to Jenna's..So I call my sister from Jenna's to tell her that it was Jenna's brother that picked me up. Well, my dad is totally paranoid, and I walk outside, and he's pulling into Jenna's drive way:
"Why weren't you answering your phone?"
"Because it was dead"
"I talked to you on it earlier.."
"That's because it wasn't dead earlier..."
"Oh, okay."
--And he starts backing out of the driveway and I am thinking..wow that was way easier than i thought it would be--
"WAIT, who just picked you up?"
"Uhh, Jenna's brother"
"Oh okay." and he leaves..
He was going crazy at my house, like WHO THE HELL JUST PICKED HER UP..it was really scary at the time..ha
At the party, everyone fucked up a buncha shit and yeah she was already grounded before the party, but her parents didn't want to "ruin her reputation" by canceling the party...even though I don't know how that would ruin it..but oh well.
We were watching OH! Oxygen and "Sex Talk" was on with some 80 year old lady. She was going all "Choda" crazy and telling people which dildos not to use and what not..haha it was great.
It was fun last night. Yep.
So I sleepover at Jenna's and have a great sleep in her closet. Ha and get this story:
This is really one of those stories where you had to be there. "Bindi", the manager of Walgreens, was "gossiping" about me and Jenna to my friend Kelly and saying that she only said stuff to her because she knew her..So is she going to go and tell everyone she knows about us? Yeah she was accusing us of stealing and bringing up past stories that had really nothing to do with what we were talking about. So Jenna spends like 15 minutes talking to her while me and Kelly are there backing her up ya know, and she specifically told Kelly that it was a short asian girl and a girl with belts..and me and Jenna are the only people whp fit that description...and she's like it could have been 2 other girls! Even though she just got done telling us it was us, AND why would she tell Kelly, when she knows that Jenna hangs out with Kelly all the time. She was trying to turn the story around. She just really didn't know what the fuck she was talking about. I don't know if you would have gotten that all because I am really bad at telling stories because I jump ahead of myself. Heh
I don't know if it's in Jenna's journal but you can check
xxemoscreamxx
Yeah after that, we went with Jimmy for more deliveries and then Jenna and I went to Andrew's and had fun there watching some lady who was mowing her like 1 foot grass with one of those old style lawn mowers--you know what I'm talkin' about? Ha yeah and I saw Shan and Arthur for like the first time since 4th grade. Freaky, it really is like a 4th grade reunion. Because I saw Cody and Kaley, too.
Yeah some more odd stories but I'm gettin kinda lazy.
Goodnight.
I GOTTED MY HAIRCUT FINALLY!!! YAY!!!
Friday night, Jenna slept over.
We talked on the phone with a friend "MaxslashBrad" and he jacked off on the phone. I thought it was pretty funny. CUM IN A BAGGY! I thought that would be funny, too.
Well anyway, next morning, we went to the mall, then to Alfredo's, made some deliveries with Jimmy, then went to Cidney's party.
Check this out:
I was so fucking scared man..So Jimmy and Tyler pick me and Jenna up after Cid's party, and we just drive around while Jimmy tells us some funny stories about this one bitch, and we go to Kendall Park and what not..Then he drops me off at my house because my dad wanted to see me before I slept over at Jenna's. Then, I get home around Midnightish and he's like you could have just went, with whoever took you home, to Jenna's. I was like AH so I called Jimmy to have him come pick me back up and he parks at the house nextdoor and I get in, and I'm like "JIMMY DRIVE NOW GO DONT EVEN LOOK BACK." and my dad is sitting at the door waving, waiting for Jenna's mom to wave back and obviously she didn't. So my dad calls my cell phone and I pressed clear right away. Then he gets my sister to call and I did the same thing. I tell him to hurry and get to Jenna's..So I call my sister from Jenna's to tell her that it was Jenna's brother that picked me up. Well, my dad is totally paranoid, and I walk outside, and he's pulling into Jenna's drive way:
"Why weren't you answering your phone?"
"Because it was dead"
"I talked to you on it earlier.."
"That's because it wasn't dead earlier..."
"Oh, okay."
--And he starts backing out of the driveway and I am thinking..wow that was way easier than i thought it would be--
"WAIT, who just picked you up?"
"Uhh, Jenna's brother"
"Oh okay." and he leaves..
He was going crazy at my house, like WHO THE HELL JUST PICKED HER UP..it was really scary at the time..ha
At the party, everyone fucked up a buncha shit and yeah she was already grounded before the party, but her parents didn't want to "ruin her reputation" by canceling the party...even though I don't know how that would ruin it..but oh well.
We were watching OH! Oxygen and "Sex Talk" was on with some 80 year old lady. She was going all "Choda" crazy and telling people which dildos not to use and what not..haha it was great.
It was fun last night. Yep.
So I sleepover at Jenna's and have a great sleep in her closet. Ha and get this story:
This is really one of those stories where you had to be there. "Bindi", the manager of Walgreens, was "gossiping" about me and Jenna to my friend Kelly and saying that she only said stuff to her because she knew her..So is she going to go and tell everyone she knows about us? Yeah she was accusing us of stealing and bringing up past stories that had really nothing to do with what we were talking about. So Jenna spends like 15 minutes talking to her while me and Kelly are there backing her up ya know, and she specifically told Kelly that it was a short asian girl and a girl with belts..and me and Jenna are the only people whp fit that description...and she's like it could have been 2 other girls! Even though she just got done telling us it was us, AND why would she tell Kelly, when she knows that Jenna hangs out with Kelly all the time. She was trying to turn the story around. She just really didn't know what the fuck she was talking about. I don't know if you would have gotten that all because I am really bad at telling stories because I jump ahead of myself. Heh
I don't know if it's in Jenna's journal but you can check
xxemoscreamxx
Yeah after that, we went with Jimmy for more deliveries and then Jenna and I went to Andrew's and had fun there watching some lady who was mowing her like 1 foot grass with one of those old style lawn mowers--you know what I'm talkin' about? Ha yeah and I saw Shan and Arthur for like the first time since 4th grade. Freaky, it really is like a 4th grade reunion. Because I saw Cody and Kaley, too.
Yeah some more odd stories but I'm gettin kinda lazy.
Goodnight.