Rhodadendron day
I dont think anyone truly understands the seriousness of rhodadendron day. Rhodadendron day is the day when i want to change my name and move to Luxembourg. It is the day when John and Laurie Delgado threaten to divorce over the height of their shrubberies. Rhodadendron day has, once again, come upon our poor unfortunate souls on this day that, in the Delgado house, is the equivalent of Pearl Harbor, "The day that will live in infamy...". Yes, folks, today is the day and if I do not make it out alive, please understand that I HATE rhodadendron day. Thank you.