More Spark Tests........
The Pregnancy Test
According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:
3 children.
Here are some stats about your next one:
Sex: female
Birth weight: 13 lbs. 12 oz.
Length at birth: 6 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 5%
Most likely defect: laryngitis
The Un-intelligence test:
The Test Results Are In! "You're normal!"
For the record, you are:
56% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 56% Un-telligent
And as always, we publish overall test statistics:
4071646 people have taken the un-telligence test
Of all takers, 53% were female and 47% were male
Currently, males are averaging higher!
The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19
The Sex Test:
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
4 people!
And you'll first have sex at age 20,
in a hotel room.
The info on your 4 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
4 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
It is very likely that you are an excellent lover.
Interesting test statistics:
(updated every 5 minutes)
How Females Describe Themselves Most
attractive (23%)
funny (21%)
sexy (21%)
cute (12%)
fun (12%)
pretty (8%)
smart (8%)
horny (8%)
NICE (7%)
sweet (7%)
How males describe themeselves most:
Funny 26%
attractive (23%)
sexy (15%)
horny (11%)
smart (9%)
nice (7%)
fun (7%)
cute (6%)
intelligent (6%)
hot (6%)
7,336,034 people have taken The SexTest
143% of all test takers are female, and -43% are male.
41% are virgins.
6% are married.
-49% believe in love at first sight.
31% of all Star Trekkies are virgins.
And 155988 have given a hummer to President Bill Clinton.
The Personality Test:
DREAMER
(Submissive Introvert Abstract Feeler )
Jen
Like just 12% of the population you are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex.
Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do, because most everyone thinks you're a loser. Talk to yourself less, other people more, little shaver.
Results
People *you* know... Type Compatibility
Patrick im_a_slave_4u_69@hotmail.com Dreamer 98%
People *they* know...
Jonathan jonnyfreakin4life@yahoo.com Healer 72%
Michele fyre_angels@hotmail.com H.W.F.M.C.O.T.I. 98%
Jennifer AcousticPrincess@Aol.com Dreamer 91%
Okay Kiddies, that's enough spark for today, Talk to you guys later
According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:
3 children.
Here are some stats about your next one:
Sex: female
Birth weight: 13 lbs. 12 oz.
Length at birth: 6 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 5%
Most likely defect: laryngitis
The Un-intelligence test:
The Test Results Are In! "You're normal!"
For the record, you are:
56% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 56% Un-telligent
And as always, we publish overall test statistics:
4071646 people have taken the un-telligence test
Of all takers, 53% were female and 47% were male
Currently, males are averaging higher!
The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19
The Sex Test:
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
4 people!
And you'll first have sex at age 20,
in a hotel room.
The info on your 4 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
4 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
It is very likely that you are an excellent lover.
Interesting test statistics:
(updated every 5 minutes)
How Females Describe Themselves Most
attractive (23%)
funny (21%)
sexy (21%)
cute (12%)
fun (12%)
pretty (8%)
smart (8%)
horny (8%)
NICE (7%)
sweet (7%)
How males describe themeselves most:
Funny 26%
attractive (23%)
sexy (15%)
horny (11%)
smart (9%)
nice (7%)
fun (7%)
cute (6%)
intelligent (6%)
hot (6%)
7,336,034 people have taken The SexTest
143% of all test takers are female, and -43% are male.
41% are virgins.
6% are married.
-49% believe in love at first sight.
31% of all Star Trekkies are virgins.
And 155988 have given a hummer to President Bill Clinton.
The Personality Test:
DREAMER
(Submissive Introvert Abstract Feeler )
Jen
Like just 12% of the population you are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex.
Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do, because most everyone thinks you're a loser. Talk to yourself less, other people more, little shaver.
Results
People *you* know... Type Compatibility
Patrick im_a_slave_4u_69@hotmail.com Dreamer 98%
People *they* know...
Jonathan jonnyfreakin4life@yahoo.com Healer 72%
Michele fyre_angels@hotmail.com H.W.F.M.C.O.T.I. 98%
Jennifer AcousticPrincess@Aol.com Dreamer 91%
Okay Kiddies, that's enough spark for today, Talk to you guys later