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We don't know who killed Mr. Boddy! Even we who have seen the endings! Because there are three endings! And they're all possible! It's like Rashomon! WHICH ONE IS REEEALLL!?!?!
EXCERPT FROM A RECENTLY REDISCOVERED 1950s CLASSROOM INSTRUCTIONAL FILM THAT WAS APPARENTLY REJECTED ON SUBJECT MATTER, TITLED "LIFE LESSONS."
...And a Merry Christmas to you, Mr. and Mrs. Japanese American!
Awww, Joey and Barbara are in love. But they cannot tell each other for fear of rejection! Poor kids. Uh oh, here's Joey and Barbara at a party. Don't drink too much, guys. Oops! Look. They got drunk. Oh no, but they still don't tell each other! I guess if even alcohol can't loosen their lips, there's no reason to have any sympathy for their plight. I'm sorry, Joey and Barbara, you won't get any symptathy from us. Run along now and try and enjoy the rest of your lonely little lives.
Little Bobby uses cocaine. Having fun there, Little Bobby? Oh, I bet you are. Oops! Looks like Little Bobby has spent all his allowance on coke. How are you going to find the money to keep up your habit, Little Bobby? Thaaaat's right. Get some sugar from Mommy's sugar bowl...
EXCERPT FROM A RECENTLY REDISCOVERED 1950s CLASSROOM INSTRUCTIONAL FILM THAT WAS APPARENTLY REJECTED ON SUBJECT MATTER, TITLED "LIFE LESSONS."
...And a Merry Christmas to you, Mr. and Mrs. Japanese American!
Awww, Joey and Barbara are in love. But they cannot tell each other for fear of rejection! Poor kids. Uh oh, here's Joey and Barbara at a party. Don't drink too much, guys. Oops! Look. They got drunk. Oh no, but they still don't tell each other! I guess if even alcohol can't loosen their lips, there's no reason to have any sympathy for their plight. I'm sorry, Joey and Barbara, you won't get any symptathy from us. Run along now and try and enjoy the rest of your lonely little lives.
Little Bobby uses cocaine. Having fun there, Little Bobby? Oh, I bet you are. Oops! Looks like Little Bobby has spent all his allowance on coke. How are you going to find the money to keep up your habit, Little Bobby? Thaaaat's right. Get some sugar from Mommy's sugar bowl...