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Apr 05, 2005 01:44

Every new door you open lets bugs in the house.

The only way to squeeze all those delicious condiments onto a hamburger without dripping everywhere is to get a bigger burger.

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire is a metaphor for love. Do you take the chance on the higher payoff, and risk losing it all? Or do you stick with what you're sure of? And here you didn't even know the producers had such a higher purpose.

Having a contigency plan is just a way of not committing to something all the way. Contigency is bad.

Having a contigency plan puts you in the mindset that whatever it is could go wrong so you better work hard to make it go right. Contigency is good.

The other solution to the burger problem is just to stick with the Heinz 57.

It's not like if you ordered a bunch of TV-ad trial-period vacuum cleaners they would get pissed at you for playing the field. That's good consumerism.

Apple pie.

There's not a single kind of music you can record that won't make someone upset.

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction applies not only to bodies in space but also to pretty much everything else. Including ketchup.

I'm seriously considering a dartboard. Stay tuned.
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