Feb 27, 2007 22:36
I am tired of telling people we're out of the daddy's little girls soundtrack. I'm sick of finding Lil boosie cds for six hours a day. If you have a question about Nintendo Wii s, don't ask me because i have no idea and i'm going to just lie to you and then you'll buy the wrong thing and your kid is going to be disappointed and you're going to get yelled at when you get home. the end.
I love making money for playing on vice.com and hiding cds that i want to buy and I love bridget and i want to cut off all her hair and make it my hair instead because it's beautiful and prolific and so all around aryan and fabulous.
I heart boys who buy me sonic and i wish i could spend my whole paycheck on underwear and pajamas from target. If i could i'd have a superfun sleepover at the aquarium in new orleans and maybe if it was really late and i felt super silly i'd even lay on that big glass floor that has sharks under it and we could knock on the glass and scare each other
i am a static electricity machine and if you try to hi five me at circuit city you'll get blasted with my 2000000000++++++ volts of supercharged love shock power
if i had 150 extra dollars i would buy a wizzinator and hang it from my rear view mirror and maybe i could even decorate it with some glitter or i could bedazzle it since it's not really functional for me
i like you and i hope you like me too...boys are silly but girls are even sillier and sometimes we worry about dumb stuff like if we're smart enough or funny or if people will think that i'm pretty
-but i realized that none of that really matters, because i'm happy.
i like boys who smell like ivory soap even if that's not what they use and i like how it feels to kiss standing up, and i like not having to wait for my next nervous breakdown and i like reading for free at books a million
just a spoonful won't do, if this is a poison cup, i still want it all
-----------mmiiinnnnta