The Ancients are my favorite part of Hetalia, not gonna lie. Stems from my love of the classics, which is my favorite part of historyyyyyy. SO I MADE A FANMIX FOR ROME BECAUSE I LOVE HIM HARDCORE. And by Rome and I mean Rome + mostly the Mamas because they are my favorite forever.
Notes: Aegyptus is Old Egypt and Graecia is Old Greece. They're, respectively, the Latin words for the countries.
Also this is based off much speculation, mostly between
lady-amaunet and I, plus years of reading on antiquity because I am a nerd. :>
Something of an End
An Ancient Rome (With Added Hot Moms) Fanmix
Veni Vidi Vici
[Rome. The spread of the Roman Republic into the Roman Empire.]
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the greatest of them all?
My man Muhammad, Boy Jesus too
Who's messiah be good for you?
’Cause I came
I saw
I conquered all
All ya'll, all ya'll, all ya'll
People look towards Mecca's way
Sistine Chapel people pray
It don't matter what you do
Holy World War will come for you
’Cause I came
And I saw
I conquered all
All ya'll, all ya'll, all ya'll
Confession of a King (Bling)
[Rome. After the conquests and expansions.]
When I offer you survival,
You say it's hard enough to live,
It's not so bad, it's not so bad
How do you know that you're right?
I awoke on the roadside,
In the land of the free ride,
And I can't pull it any longer,
The sun is beating down my neck
So I ran with the devil
Left a trail of excuses,
Like a stone on the water,
The elements decide my fate,
Watch it go..."bling."
When I offer you survival,
You say it's hard enough to live,
Don't tell me that it's over,
Stand up,
Poor and tired,
But more than this
How do you know that you're right?
If you're not nervous anymore,
It's not so bad, it's not so bad
I feel my vision slipping in and out of focus,
But I'm pushing on for that horizon,
I'm pushing on,
Now I've got that blowing wind against my face
So you sling rocks at the rip tide,
Am I wrong or am I right?
I hit the bottom with a "huh!"
Quite strange
I get my glory in the desert rain,
Watch it go..."bling."
When I offer you survival,
You say it's hard enough to live,
And I'll tell you when it's over,
Shut up,
Poor and tired,
But more than this
How do you know that you're right?
If you're not nervous anymore,
It's not so bad, it's not so bad...
Higher and higher,
We're gonna take it,
Down to the wire,
We're gonna make it,
Out of the fire,
Higher and higher.
Higher and higher,
We're gonna take it,
Down to the wire,
We're gonna make it,
Out of the fire,
Higher and higher.
Higher and higher,
We're gonna take it,
Down to the wire,
We're gonna make it out,
Whoa-oh-oh higher and higher...
It ain't hard to hold,
When it shines like gold,
You'll remember me.
One Week of Danger
[Rome. Roman shenanigans.]
We’re best friends
We hold hands
We’re in love
You’re my man
Darling no
That’s not me
I’m a ghost
In the sheets
Well is there something that you like about her
Yes
I like the way that her body bends in half
And is there something that you love about her
No
There ain’t a woman in this world I won’t let go
Come on baby
We get along
Please don’t you spoil it
Don’t steer us wrong
Lets get together
And get it on
Lets get those clothes off
Before I’m gone
You talk about like you own me baby
That’s not fair
I told you that I had somebody else
You did not care
And now you’re talking on the phone
You’re tellin’ all of your friends
We love each other (x8)
Well is there something that you wanted from her
Yes
I want her legs, her body, and her cash
And is there something that you needed from her
No
And if she’s playing hard to get
I’m out the door
Oh no baby
Don’t say it’s true
Please say you love me
Like I love you
Come on baby
We get along
One week of danger
‘s not very long
Lets get together
And get it on
Let’s get those clothes off
Before I’m gone
You talk about like you own me baby
That’s not fair
I told you that I had somebody else
You did not care
And now you want to make me out to be some kind of square
And now you’re talking on the telephone
You’re tellin’ all of your friends
We love each other (x8)
We love each other (x9)
Jizz In My Pants
[Rome. No explanation needed.]
Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink, while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
Jizz in my pants
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I
Jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "cash or credit?"
And I
Jizzed in my pants
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
Jizzed in my pants
To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
Jizzed in my pants
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
Jizz in my pants
The next day my alarm goes off and I
Jizz in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
Jizz in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
Jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape and I
Jizzed... in... my pants
Jizzed... in... my pants
Okay seriously you guys can we... ok...
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity
’Cause I
Jizz... in... my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
Yes I jizz... in... my pants
(I jizz in my pants I jizz in my pants)
Womanizer
[Rome + Aegyptus + Graecia. Rome is a womanizer, that should be fairly obvious here.]
Superstar
Where you from, how's it going?
I know you
Gotta clue, what you're doing
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' more than just a re-up
Baby, you
Got all the puppets with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby
Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby
You-you-you are, You-you-you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (Womanizer)
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are-are-are
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are-are-are
You, you got me going
You, you oh so charming
But I can't do it, you womanizer
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are-are-are
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are-are-are
You say I'm crazy
I got your "crazy"
You're nothin' but a womanizer
Daddy-O
You got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
You just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who you are
That's who you are, baby
Lollipop
Must mistake me for a sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say it, play it how you wanna
But no way I'm never gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby
You-you-you are, You-you-you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (Womanizer)
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are-are-are
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are-are-are
You, you got me going
You, you oh so charming
But I can't do it, you womanizer
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are-are-are
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are-are-are
You say I'm crazy
I got your "crazy"
You're nothin' but a womanizer
Maybe if we both lived in a different world
(womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer)
It would be all good and maybe I could be your girl
But I can't 'cause we don't, you
Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby
You-you-you are, You-you-you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (Womanizer)
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are-are-are
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are-are-are
You, you got me going
You, you oh so charming
But I can't do it, you womanizer
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are-are-are
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are-are-are
You say I'm crazy
I got your "crazy"
You're nothin' but a womanizer
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are-are-are
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are-are-are
Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby
Underneath Your Clothes
[Rome/Graecia/Aegyptus. Under their clothes: he wants to get there. And they wouldn’t mind getting under his either, somewhere deep down. Maybe.]
You're a song
Written by
The hands of God
Don't get me wrong
This might sound
To you a bit odd
But you're the place
Where all my thoughts
Go hiding
Right under your clothes
Is where I'll find them
Underneath your clothes
There's an endless story
There's the man I chose
There's my territory
And of all the things
I deserve
For being such
A good girl honey
Because of you
I forgot the
Smart ways to lie
Because of you
I'm running out of
Reasons to cry
When the friends are gone
When the party's over
We'll still belong
To each other
Underneath your clothes
There's an endless story
There's the man I chose
There's my territory
And of all the things
I deserve
For being such
A good girl honey
Again and Again
[Rome/Aegyptus/Graecia. The conquering thing sucked, okay, but damn if the sex isn’t good.]
Again and again and again and again
Do it again
Do it again
Again and again
It's a shame, it's a shame
It's a perfect shame
Creep under my door and we do it again, oh
It's so easy and easy and easy and easy
And creepy and creepy and creepy, and creepy, oh
Again, again, again,
Again and again and again and again
Do it again
Do it again
Again and again and again and again
Do it again
Do it again
Again and again
Say my name, say my name, say my stupid name
It's stupid how we always seem to do it again, oh
You're so stupid and perfect
And stupid and perfect
I hate you, I want you
I hate you, I hate you, oh
Again, again, again
Again and again and again and again
Do it again
Do it again
Again and again and again and again
Do it again
Do it again
Again and again
La, la, la
La, la, la
La la la la la la la la la la
Again and again and again and again
Do it again
Do it again
Again and again and again and again
Do it again
Do it again
Again and again and again and again
Do it again
Do it again
Again and again and again and again
Do it again
Do it again
Again and again and again and again
Do it again
Do it again
Again and again
Naked As We Came
[Rome/Graecia. They have been intertwined from the start and will be until the end.]
She says wake up, it's no use pretending
I'll keep stealing, breathing her
Birds are leaving over autumn's ending
One of us will die inside these arms
Eyes wide open
Naked as we came
One will spread our
Ashes round the yard
She says if I leave before you darling
Don't you waste me in the ground
I lay smiling like our sleeping children
One of us will die inside these arms
Eyes wide open
Naked as we came
One will spread our
Ashes round the yard
Choking
[Rome/Graecia.]
Choking on these words
You can leave now
Oh haven’t you heard
You can leave now
We stand there like statues from different cities
Both warriors of the same war
Both victors of our territories
Why do I feel so small?
Oh you’ve got it all figured out
What will be will be
Fine work from a sailor’s hand
Who’s always running away
In between all your complex ideas
Found out how love should be
When you get the time to feel anything
Anything real for me
Oh you’ve got it all figured out
What will be will be
Fine words from a sailor’s son
Who’s always running away
I don’t want your sympathy
Don’t quote me another phrase
I understand all your philosophies
But it hurts me just the same
Choking on these words
You can leave now
Oh haven’t heard
You can leave now
The Bitter End
[Rome/Graecia,]
Since we're feeling so anesthetised
In our comfort zone
Reminds me of the second time
That I followed you home
We're running out of alibis
From the second of May
Reminds me of the summer time
On this winter's day
See you at the bitter end
See you at the bitter end
Every step we take that's synchronized
Every broken bone
Reminds me of the second time
That I followed you home
You shower me with lullabies
As you're walking away
Reminds me that it's killing time
On this fateful day
See you at the bitter end
See you at the bitter end
See you at the bitter end
See you at the bitter end
From the time we intercepted
Feels more like suicide...
See you at the bitter end
Samson
[Rome/Aegyptus. They were happy once. But they can’t be one hundred percent happy any more.]
You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first, I loved you first
Beneath the sheets of paper lies my truth
I have to go, I have to go
Your hair was long when we first met
Samson went back to bed
Not much hair left on his head
He ate a slice of wonder bread and went right back to bed
And history books forgot about us and the bible didn’t mention us
The bible didn’t mention us, not even once
You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first, I loved you first
Beneath the stars came falling on our heads
But they're just old light
They're just old light
Your hair was long when we first met
Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed
Oh, I cut his hair myself one night
A pair of dull scissors and the yellow light
He told me that I'd done alright
And kissed me till the morning light, the morning light
And he kissed me till the morning light
Samson went back to bed
Not much hair left on his head
Ate a slice of wonder bread
And went right back to bed
We couldn't bring the columns down
No, we couldn't destroy a single one
And the history books forgot about us
And the bible didn’t mention us
Not even once
You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first
Happy Ending
[Rome/Aegyptus.]
This is the way you left me,
I’m not pretending,
No hope, no love, no glory,
No happy ending
This is the way that we love,
Like it’s forever,
Then live the rest of our life,
But not together
Wake up in the morning,
Stumble on my life
Can’t get no love without sacrifice,
If anything should happen,
I guess I wish you well,
Mmm a little bit of heaven,
But a little bit of hell
This is the hardest story,
That I have ever told,
No hope, or love, or glory,
Happy endings gone forever more
I feel as if I’m wasting,
And I wasted every day
This is the way you left me,
I’m not pretending,
No hope, no love, no glory,
No happy ending
This is the way that we love,
Like it’s forever,
Then live the rest of our life,
Both not together
Too black in the morning,
Someone’s on my mind,
Can’t get no rest,
Keep walking around,
If I pretend that nothing ever went wrong,
I can get to my sleep
I can think that we just carried on
This is the hardest story,
That I’ve ever told,
No hope, or love, or glory,
Happy endings gone forever more,
I feel as if I’m wasting,
And I wasted every day
Oh I feel as if I’m wasting,
And I wasted every day
This is the way you left me,
I’m not pretending,
No hope, no love, no glory,
No happy ending
This is the way that we love,
Like it’s forever,
Then live the rest of our life,
Both not together
A little bit of love
Little bit of love
Little bit of love
Little bit of love
Little bit of love
Little bit of love
Little bit of love
Little bit of love
Little bit of love
Little bit of love
This is the way you left me,
I’m not pretending,
No hope, no love, no glory,
No happy ending
This is the way that we love,
Like it’s forever,
Then live the rest of our life,
But not together
This is the way you left me,
I’m not pretending,
No hope, no love, no glory,
No happy ending
This is the way that we love,
Like it’s forever,
Then live the rest of our life,
But not together
This is the way you left me,
I’m not pretending,
No hope, no love, no glory,
No happy ending
Better to Have Loved
[Rome/Aegyptus.]
(Better to Have Loved)
If the sun went down tomorrow and it never came back
And the city went quiet and we fade to black
Well I won't have a single regret
And I wouldn't change a thing
’Cause I never knew I could feel what I feel inside of me
Better to have loved than never loved at all
Better to have dreamed than never taken the fall
Better to have held you and let you in
Than never to have touched your skin
Better to have hurt and screamed and cried
Fallen to the earth for a trip to the sky
Better to have loved you
I knew all the time I was taking a chance
When I stand there at the edge of the cliff and no one was holding my hand
Well the wind blew strong and the clouds rolled in
And I, I felt I slipped off the ground
Yes, I bared my soul and I dared to go
Knowing one day you might let me down
Better to have loved than never loved at all
Better to have dreamed than never taken the fall
Better to have held you and let you in
Than never to have touched your skin
Better to have hurt and screamed and cried
Fallen to the earth for a trip to the sky
Better to have loved you
I gave you everything
But you have said goodbye
Better to have loved than never loved at all
Better to have dreamed than never taken the fall
Better to have held you and let you in
Than never to have touched your skin
Better to have hurt and screamed and cried
Fallen to the earth for a trip to the sky
Better to have loved
Better to have loved
Better to have loved you
Shankill Butchers
[Rome vs. Germania; the Sacking of Rome. Near constant wars. Death.]
The Shankill Butchers run tonight
You better shut your windows tight
They're sharpening their cleavers and their knives
And taking all their whiskey by the pint
’Cause everybody knows if you don't
Mind your mother's words
A wicked wind will blow
Your ribbons from your curls
Everybody moan, everybody shake
The Shankill Butchers want to catch you awake
They used to be just like me and you
They used to be sweet little boys
But something went horribly askew
Now killing is their only source of joy
’Cause everybody knows if you don't
Mind your mother's words
A wicked wind will blow
Your ribbons from your curls
Everybody moan, everybody shake
The Shankill Butchers want to catch you awake
The Shankill Butchers run tonight
They're waiting until the dead of night
They're picking at their fingers with their knives
And wiping off their cleavers on their thighs
’Cause everybody knows if you don't
Mind your mother's words
A wicked wind will blow
Your ribbons from your curls
Everybody moan, everybody shake
The Shankill Butchers want to catch you
The Shankill Butchers want to cut you
The Shankill Butchers want to catch you awake
Awake
Awake
Awake
Awake
Something of an End
[The Fall of Empires. Of antiquity.]
When you came jumpin' down the stairs
Screamin' bloody awful
You woke up God & everyone
Screamin' bloody awful
So we took you to the doctor
He said yeah it's a bad one
& there's such a shame about it
'Cause she's so pretty
& then the earth started shakin'
& yeah it was crazy
& heaven & hell came crashing down
& then the earth started shakin'
& yeah it was crazy
& heaven & hell come crashing
They come crashing down
It was beautiful & terrible
So beautiful & terrible
The phone call
You never expect
Did somebody get it yet
It's a sound you never forget
Because the earth starts shakin'
& yeah it's crazy
Heaven & hell come crashing down
& then the earth starts shakin’
& yeah it's so crazy
Heaven & hell come crashing
They come crashing
They come c-c-crashing
It's so beautiful & terrible
So beautiful & terrible
It was something of an end
Of a lovely & a wild thing
So beautiful in the morning
You're beautiful
So beautiful
You're beautiful in the morning
& I can't seem to get it through your head
No matter what I do
I can't seem to get it through your head
That I always love you
The Beginning After the End
<>[The Collapse of Antiquity. The Start of the New Era.]
Oh the blood and the treasure and the losing it all.
The time that we wasted and the place where we fall.
Will we wake in the morning and know what is was for
Up in our bedrooms after the war?
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