Part CCCVIII - on the prepuces of death
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Harry knew once he woke up naked in that field that the whole train station was him on the prepuces of death. That and the smell of burning made him think of cauldrons which then brought to mind Dungeons, which brought a bigger smile to his face Severus. Wait Hermonie said he was dead? But Dumbledore told me that they were paid to be my ( Read more... )
Harry knew once he woke up naked in that field that the whole train station was him on the prepuces of death. That and the smell of burning made him think of cauldrons which then brought to mind Dungeons, which brought a bigger smile to his face Severus. Wait Hermonie said he was dead? But Dumbledore told me that they were paid to be my ( Read more... )
That is NOT different.
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"Albus, I've apprehended another one," sighed McGonagall, letting yet another shower of tawdry tat rattle onto the staff room table. "I gave her detention and made her put on the school robes, but what are we to do with this refuse? The tower I set aside for prohibited clothing is overflowing!”
“Hmmm,” said Dumbledore remotely, stroking his beard. “It would, of course, be inappropriate to return the banned items to the young people, but we must get rid of it somehow. Perhaps if we release it into the loch...?”
“Tried that,” said McGonagall. “The giant squid threw it back.”
“Ah,” sighed Dumbledore. “Well, it seems we have no choice but to sell it, though what Madam Malkin will want with this type of thing I can’t imagine. Maybe if we established a Muggle shop...”
“But the students can’t very well see that we’ve put their used clothing on sale,” McGonagall objected. “Besides, they might just buy it again; there’d be a never-ending cycle!”
“Send it to America,” Dumbledore suggested.
Thus was Hot Topic born.
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(although I gotta say, I kinda like the collar with the metallic blue spikes.)
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(Even a stopped clock right twice a day etc.)
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