he saw Ron turn to look at him with those beautiful blue eyes of his. Even more lovely than the scales of the Swedish Short-Snout Cedric Diggory had faced in fourth year.
I totally didn't see that it was talking about the dragon's scales the first time and was all "Huh? Harry is into dragons?" It might have been better than what the fic's actually about, at any rate.
"I shagged James Potter!" Severus called out over Lucius's screaming that he was going to kill Diggle. Severus was going to announce the shagging more classically, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
What, was he going to do it accompanied by Haydn's little-known "I shagged my worst enemy" symphony?
He took one big thrust and entered her. He explored her in depth, and she felt so good.
The entire fic is just comedy gold, but this line stood out for me. Vaginal spelunking ahoy!
Draco was proud of his twin sister - not that he'd ever admit that.
Praco? Praco, what are you doing here? Get back in your own badfic right now, young lady!
"WHAT?! THE KILLING CURSE?! WHO WOULD TRY TO KILL A 13 YEAR OLD KID?!" Yelled Robert, Hermione had to put her hand over his mouth to quieten him down because of the hot professor
I don't see how the two things are connected. If the professor is so hot, wouldn't she WANT him to come over and see what all the ruckus was about?
"Hi, My name is Hermione Granger, I'm in Gryffindor and I'm really smart" Robert gave her a mischievous look
Alas, there was no known cure for Robert's acute schizophrenia. The others always tried to humor him, but it was hard when he insisted on going to the girls' lavatory every time he had to take a piss.
"Your cock is much better than the vagina. But I once fucked that vagina. The only vagina I ever enjoyed. Yet I can't remember who it belonged to." "What a shame. Let's fuck to make you feel better." Ron stuck his long cocked up Harry's ass and move back and fourth. "Oh my lord Ron! I am a volcano and you're making me explode. Oh god, Ron. Harder! Harder!" Harry commanded.
TROOOOOLLLLL IN THE DUNGEOOOOONS!
Tom had one the war when Albus had betrayed the light and showed them his true colors. He had proven to everyone he was not a crazy mass murderer and had even managed to befriend Harry Potter.
Tom? The landlord of the Leaky Cauldron is the new hero of the Second Wizarding War? Well, the author gets points for originality... Oh, they meant Tom Riddle. Scratch that, everything about this story still sucks.
I totally didn't see that it was talking about the dragon's scales the first time and was all "Huh? Harry is into dragons?" It might have been better than what the fic's actually about, at any rate.
"I shagged James Potter!" Severus called out over Lucius's screaming that he was going to kill Diggle. Severus was going to announce the shagging more classically, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
What, was he going to do it accompanied by Haydn's little-known "I shagged my worst enemy" symphony?
He took one big thrust and entered her. He explored her in depth, and she felt so good.
The entire fic is just comedy gold, but this line stood out for me. Vaginal spelunking ahoy!
Draco was proud of his twin sister - not that he'd ever admit that.
Praco? Praco, what are you doing here? Get back in your own badfic right now, young lady!
"WHAT?! THE KILLING CURSE?! WHO WOULD TRY TO KILL A 13 YEAR OLD KID?!" Yelled Robert, Hermione had to put her hand over his mouth to quieten him down because of the hot professor
I don't see how the two things are connected. If the professor is so hot, wouldn't she WANT him to come over and see what all the ruckus was about?
"Hi, My name is Hermione Granger, I'm in Gryffindor and I'm really smart" Robert gave her a mischievous look
Alas, there was no known cure for Robert's acute schizophrenia. The others always tried to humor him, but it was hard when he insisted on going to the girls' lavatory every time he had to take a piss.
"Your cock is much better than the vagina. But I once fucked that vagina. The only vagina I ever enjoyed. Yet I can't remember who it belonged to."
"What a shame. Let's fuck to make you feel better." Ron stuck his long cocked up Harry's ass and move back and fourth.
"Oh my lord Ron! I am a volcano and you're making me explode. Oh god, Ron. Harder! Harder!" Harry commanded.
TROOOOOLLLLL IN THE DUNGEOOOOONS!
Tom had one the war when Albus had betrayed the light and showed them his true colors. He had proven to everyone he was not a crazy mass murderer and had even managed to befriend Harry Potter.
Tom? The landlord of the Leaky Cauldron is the new hero of the Second Wizarding War? Well, the author gets points for originality... Oh, they meant Tom Riddle. Scratch that, everything about this story still sucks.
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