Part CCXXXIX - he was tumors

[babb_chronicles]

I`d like to thank the member of weepingcock that spotted the probably enormous troll fic featured in this batch.

(link)All write this is my first Harry Potter fan fic and I am really excited. A word of warning I am writing based on the movies not the books(I'm still reading). Another thing, Decora is a mary-sue because in my opinion Harry, Draco and Blaise

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[cheryl_bites]

“HUUUUU,” said Link
“HUUUUUUU” said Hiei
“HUUUUU,” said Sasuke
“HUUUUU” said Draco.

XD Most of the trollfic just made me smile and nod, but for some reason I burst out laughing at this bit. I think it's the total absence of context...

I also like Tonks's pink pubes.

You gave them to two very different families under very different names to their true ones.
One was given to Arthur and Molly Weasley under the name of Ginerva Molly Weasley and the other to two muggles named Alice and James Granger as Hermione Jean Granger.

Must be confusing at the Weasley residence, what with a Ginevra and a Ginerva. And how do the Grangers differentiate the two Hermiones?

Harry-Joe-Bob Greyback, formerly Harry-Joe-Bob Johnson, formerly Harry Potter, sat at the kitchen table mixing cornmeal for Hush Puppies.

*Blinks*

*Blinks some more*

OK, even discounting the fact that the only Hush Puppies I know of are shoes, this is a hell of an opening sentence.

[plaid_slytherin]

Hush puppies are delicious!

[cheryl_bites]

*Stares curiously* What are they? Deep-fried bun things made of maize?

[plaid_slytherin]

Pretty much, yeah. Here's a recipe.

[cheryl_bites]

Well!! I learnt something new today.