BREEZY OBAMA ROPE-A-DOPES ANGRY McCAIN
It was really no contest when a breezy Barack Obama fended-off a barking John McCain in the third & final presidential debate Wednesday night. Assuming his usual yapping pit bull attacks, McCain came across like a smug, nasty old lady crazed on crack and blinking bug-eyed like a traffic-light gone bonkers. Keeping his cool and refusing to be rattled, Obama responded with kung-fu grace, deflecting the fusillade of poisonous character-assassination with reasoned retorts and calm bemusement, which only drove frenzied McCain more crazy, shifting lines of attack from illogical terrorist assertions and paradoxical Colombian politics to the who-gives-a-fuck tax complaints of bogus skin-head racist "Joe the Plumber" (who compared Obama to a "tap-dancing Sammy Davis, Jr"), willfully ignoring the spurting bloodbath of our endless Middle East Wars and the down-the-drain economic collapse brought to us by corrupt, incompetent right-wing Republican policies.