Yeah...I'll take this...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, babalonyieh sent to me...
Twelve ariches drumming
Eleven blutears12s piping
Ten coalblacksmiths a-leaping
Nine kenazfs dancing
Eight dharmawheels a-milking
Seven snakes a-swimming
Six horus a-cooking
Five je-e-e-esus
Four vampires
Three isis
Two gnostic mass
...and a bdsm in an iniquity.