I fear that one day my ridiculous shoes will somehow bring about the end of nations
I just bought these. Mainly because they made me laugh; I can picture myself dancing with my dachshund in these. Plus they're shiny! And on sale. And, of course, I could always use the height.
I fear that one day my ridiculous shoes will somehow bring about the end of nations. Like, I'll be walking in the street and my magical shoes (lime green, adorned with mushrooms or octopi or both) will catch the attention of a man in a phone booth who will tell his brother, the dictator, of the an outrageously-pedded pedestrian who will then laugh and spill ginger ale on his last pair of freshly-pleated slacks and then work himself into a bad mood and impulsively decide to bomb the hell out of Flombodia (present day Sweden).
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Maybe I should stick to Keds.
I fear that one day my ridiculous shoes will somehow bring about the end of nations. Like, I'll be walking in the street and my magical shoes (lime green, adorned with mushrooms or octopi or both) will catch the attention of a man in a phone booth who will tell his brother, the dictator, of the an outrageously-pedded pedestrian who will then laugh and spill ginger ale on his last pair of freshly-pleated slacks and then work himself into a bad mood and impulsively decide to bomb the hell out of Flombodia (present day Sweden).
...
Maybe I should stick to Keds.