i couldnt remember this websites name, so i win i think

[bababouy]

There's a 747 in mid-flight, and by a freak chance both pilot and copilot have heart-attacks and die. The stewardess, in a panic, rushes and grabs the first passenger she sees ( who happened to be Polish ) and brings him into the cockpit. He sits at the controls, with the infinite knobs, switches, readouts and levers before him. Finally he turns to the stewardess and says he can't do this.
Stewardess: Why?!
Polish guy: Because I'm just a simple pole, and this is a complex plane.