October 21, 2013
I’m the unexpected foster parent of a random cat. My friend came and dropped it off and told me to take care of it. I’m not a big fan of living things…
When I asked God for pussy, this isn’t what I was asking for. *sigh*
I think I’ll add this to my list of reasons why I think I’m cursed and/or God is like the God Depeche Mode sings about in “Blasphemous Rumours.”
FML…
I think I might call him Cheeseburger - it’s better than El Pinchi Gato