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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Synyster Gates!

1. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Synyster Gates!
2. Synyster Gates is the world's tallest woman.
3. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Synyster Gates would be as small as a pea.
4. Without its lining of Synyster Gates, your stomach would digest itself.
5. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Synyster Gates would protect them from evil spirits!
6. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Synyster Gates.
7. It took Synyster Gates 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
8. South Australia was the first place to allow Synyster Gates to stand for parliament.
9. Synyster Gates can sleep with one eye open!
10. Synyster Gates has a bifurcated penis!

rotflmao numbers 2 and 10 are hysterical lmao