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so my parents made me put a lock on their liquor cabinet, which is pointless... because she said it's to keep me out of it... btu i wouldn't go into it anyway... and then she said if i ever hae friends over she doesn't want them in it... and she doesn't want my sister in it... and i reminded her that you could just take the screws out of the hinge on the lock... and then she told me that if anyone breaks in they'd steal the booze, but if someone broke in, they'd see that it's locked and break it open...
yeah i know, interesting story...
the zen quiz
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have you everstarted a small scale revolutionyestackled an athlete playing a game while you were a spectatoryesbeen arrested, what for?noused a rhyming dictionaryyesbeen suspended, what for?noimpersonated the popeyesshook hands with the devilif you mean masturbatecreated one of these quizes?nopesingle handedly collapsed a nations economy?don't think sotell me more about yourselfforget your name, what name do you go byno, joshwhat name do you wish you went bymeatmanwhat color do you wish your hair wasblueand your eyes?greenwhat do you want to be when you grow up?musician or scientistwho is your role model? besides mefleawhats your favorite...3 bandsrage against the machine, afi, tiger army3 songcalm like a bomb, rose in the devil's garden, know your enemy3 moviesnightmare before christmas, back to the future, bill and ted's excellent adventure/bogus journey3 booksthe tell tale heart, the cask of amontillado, the fall of the house of ushercolorredday of the weekfridayway to say \sicktime of day2:20time of yearspringholidayhalloweenwould you...become a vampire and be eternally damnedyeah... well... yeahmake someone else oneyeah...would you make me one?yeah...do something just because you said you woulddepends whatgo back and change time, not knowing the effect it would haveyeah...sights unseendo you believe in godnoor fate?nohow bout satan?noheaven, hell?noif there\'s a hell are you going there?probablybelieve in ghosts?NOPElife on other planetsnopewicca?nopemagick in generalnopeheart on your sleeveever been in love?eh... unrequitedare you now?eh...would you die for that person?if they'd do the same for medo you have a super-heroe complex?yepare you getting over it?nopehave you ever held your true feelings inside you?yepsucks dont it?yepare you talking to yourself zen?wtffinish the following...if love is for suckers...give me a lolipopif there is a hell...i'll see you thereif you lose everything...if no one's there...more questionshow many people in your life have you hatedmost of themand loved?3and lied to...tough question?only the ones i hatedsay what you think when you read these wordsbuddhanikkizenthis gay surevyish thingylovegrrr...religionehlifewhygoodeviltearemobotchla?wtfflamefirefalldownbloodbleedangelheavenoutcastmescarspainawakensoulscreamlouderpaulgiamattimoshpithurtmerainbowbritethurpl3wtfpunkrockamericathe beautifulfascismhitlerrickjamesmusicrockhitlerfascismsilvergoldthis is the endwhat will be your last wordsthank youquote the bible"... and on the seventh day..."quoth the ravenwtf
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yeah i know, interesting story...
the zen quiz
Created by zendeomen and taken 963 times on bzoink!
have you everstarted a small scale revolutionyestackled an athlete playing a game while you were a spectatoryesbeen arrested, what for?noused a rhyming dictionaryyesbeen suspended, what for?noimpersonated the popeyesshook hands with the devilif you mean masturbatecreated one of these quizes?nopesingle handedly collapsed a nations economy?don't think sotell me more about yourselfforget your name, what name do you go byno, joshwhat name do you wish you went bymeatmanwhat color do you wish your hair wasblueand your eyes?greenwhat do you want to be when you grow up?musician or scientistwho is your role model? besides mefleawhats your favorite...3 bandsrage against the machine, afi, tiger army3 songcalm like a bomb, rose in the devil's garden, know your enemy3 moviesnightmare before christmas, back to the future, bill and ted's excellent adventure/bogus journey3 booksthe tell tale heart, the cask of amontillado, the fall of the house of ushercolorredday of the weekfridayway to say \sicktime of day2:20time of yearspringholidayhalloweenwould you...become a vampire and be eternally damnedyeah... well... yeahmake someone else oneyeah...would you make me one?yeah...do something just because you said you woulddepends whatgo back and change time, not knowing the effect it would haveyeah...sights unseendo you believe in godnoor fate?nohow bout satan?noheaven, hell?noif there\'s a hell are you going there?probablybelieve in ghosts?NOPElife on other planetsnopewicca?nopemagick in generalnopeheart on your sleeveever been in love?eh... unrequitedare you now?eh...would you die for that person?if they'd do the same for medo you have a super-heroe complex?yepare you getting over it?nopehave you ever held your true feelings inside you?yepsucks dont it?yepare you talking to yourself zen?wtffinish the following...if love is for suckers...give me a lolipopif there is a hell...i'll see you thereif you lose everything...if no one's there...more questionshow many people in your life have you hatedmost of themand loved?3and lied to...tough question?only the ones i hatedsay what you think when you read these wordsbuddhanikkizenthis gay surevyish thingylovegrrr...religionehlifewhygoodeviltearemobotchla?wtfflamefirefalldownbloodbleedangelheavenoutcastmescarspainawakensoulscreamlouderpaulgiamattimoshpithurtmerainbowbritethurpl3wtfpunkrockamericathe beautifulfascismhitlerrickjamesmusicrockhitlerfascismsilvergoldthis is the endwhat will be your last wordsthank youquote the bible"... and on the seventh day..."quoth the ravenwtf
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