Finally...The Meme
First post ever. Hope it works!
1. First off, in your perfect world, who tops?
Both!
As I've said countless times to everyone who was willing to listen (and even to everyone who WASN'T willing!) one of the reasons why I love this pairing so much is that I think they don't fit the stereotyped seme/uke relationship.
I think they're equal and can switch role easily and always be believable and hot.
Bonus follow up: Does it bother you if people write ZoSan ,for instance, but Sanji is the one topping?
Obviously, not!
I think Zoro works for a wonderful, unpredidictable uke! ;D
2. Sanji’s Sexuality is? (ie: Gay Virgin, Bisexual, Only gay for Zoro, manwhore?)
I've read and I like each version of Sanji's sexuality but my favourite is bisexual.
I just think that Sanji has too much charm and too much taste to keep all of that confined to one gender.I also like the idea of him being Only gay for Zoro, but that would still tecnically be bisexual.
Bonus follow up: If Kuina had lived would she and Zoro be in lurve and have a bunch of babies by now?
I don't think. Probably they would've chosen to work by themselves to try and achieve their goal and their paths would've divided at some point. But they would always be friends, respected and cared for each other a lot, I also think that they would've followed the other's path from distance and they'd be proud of the others's successes.
3. Mpreg. Who carries the baby?
Hmn...Sanji?
Really, I can't see Zoro carring a baby, no matter how hard I try!
Besides, I've always thought that there was something parental in Sanji; he's especially nice and protective with the weakest and the most helpless and he seems to have a soft spot for children, plus, being him a cook he seems particularly at ease in a domestic environment, he's good with everyday's tasks and he's used to take care of people in a quiet, familiar way.
Bonus follow up: Tell me the kids name (If you say Zeff or Kuina, I demand a second choice as well!), gender, and their future career path as you see it.
I'd love if they had a girl!
For Sanji she would be the woman of his life, he'd love and protect and spoil and dote on her and she'd love him back.
For Zoro, she'd be a challenge.
I think Sanji would insist to name her with some classy, charming, French-sounding name (something like Elenoire) and Zoro would let him except for immediately starting to call her with some funny nicknames or an affectionate short-name (like Elly) which would made Sanji mad.
As for the career, I've seen that someone already mentioned the marine and I guess that'd be fitting. I can SOOO see her arguing with her dads for the career she's choosen and lecturing them for the career they've choosen.
Also it would be funny if she became the protegé of an older, higher-in-rank Tashigi.
4. Why do they fight so much?
Because they're very different and very alike at the same time.
Because they like it and it helps them to release some steam (but then it makes them hot, so....)
Bonus follow up: After they get together and have the sexings will that change the fighting scenario any?
I sincerely hope not!
5. What role does Nami play in their relationship?
Catalist, thoughtful matchmaker, occasional black-mailer.
Bonus follow up: How about Luffy?
It's mistery-love! But as far as his nakama are happy, he's happy!
6. Who is bigger?
Sanji, I'm sure that lean body hides more than a surprise!
Bonus follow up: Who gives the better blowjob? Why? How?
Zoro! NO GAG REFLEXES! Spending years with a sword in your mouth has its perks!
7. If they weren’t with each other, who would you pair them with? (het and/or yaoi)
Trafalgar LawxSanji
ZoroxRobin
Bonus follow up: Is there a chance for those 4 to be in an orgy together? What would that be like?
I'd love to see that...oh wait! Thinking better of it...maybe not. I'm easily impressionable!
8. Who would they want to be the third in a threesome?
Sanji would probably want Nami.
Zoro would want nobody! I have a feeling he doesn't like to share.
Bonus Follow up: Who would YOU choose if you could watch?
Ace! Anytime, anyday!
9. What is your favorite ZoroxSanji moment?
Of course, Thriller Bark! From Sanji stepping in front of Zoro to him doing nothing to hide his fear and concern when he finds Zoro half-dead.
Bonus Follow up: Which arc do you think has the most slashy moments between them?
Whenever they're together is slashy enought for me!
10. When in the course of their travels do you think it was most likely that they’d get together?
After Thriller Bark.
Bonus follow up: Do you think they’d keep their love a secret on the DL?
I think they would agree to keep it a secret (mostly due to Sanji's reservations) then the crew would know about it anyway but they would try and let them their privacy (still, occasionally Nami would be taking bets on the progresses of their relationship ;P)
Fiction:
1. Do you write fanfic of a ZoroxSanji persuasion?
Not yet.
2. Have you ever flamed or been flamed by someone?
Nope. Flaming is cruel and useless. It's supposed to be a free world, if you don't like, you don't read.
3. Is there a new fanfic you are currently obsessed with? (please link)
Betting by Geckomoria
Bonus: How about an older one you’re dying for an update to?
Stay a While by Endsoftime
4. Do you have a favorite AU you like to see the boys? (ie: modern day, high school, cowboys, spies)
I like slices of everyday life in modern day
Bonus: How about a least favorite one?
I'm getting bored with high school AUs. Unless they're incredibly good as Betting!
5. Name a fanfic with great porn or a REALLY HAWT scene in it.
Zoro Learns Some Manners by Synvamp is a full assortment of perfect smut
Bonus:How hot did it make you?
How many chaps does it have? 21?
Well, it was 21 cold showers just to keep me reasonably in control ;D
6. What is the fanfic you’ve been the most emotionally moved by? (link)
There're a lot! Recently I've read (again!) The Way to a Man's Heart and I've been moved (again!) by Zoro trying to explain what love is like for him.
Bonus: Copy/Paste a sentence or two from a part that moved you.
"It's sort of like drowning," Zoro said. "That sort of helplessness when you can't breathe and your whole body's like lead. And everything goes black. You can't see, you can't move, you can't really even think beyond the need for air…the need for that person. And it's kind of like falling. Like jumping into a dark ravine, or something, where you can't see the bottom, but you know there's something down there that you have to find. And you know you'll probably die in the fall, but it doesn't matter, 'cuz without whatever's down there, you'll die anyway. So it's like falling and drowning, but it's also like a long nap, or getting drunk; that sort of muzzy, floaty feeling, like nothing can touch you and the whole world's gotta move aside when you walk by."
...
"That's what it feels like whenever I'm around you; doesn't matter when, or why, or for how long. It feels like all of that at once. And I don't know if I love you, but I know that I never want those feelings to go away. I don't know if I love you, but I know that I want you. Only you, all of you, everything about you, I want all of it. Always. I don't know if that's love; I guess you can call anything love, if you wanted." Zoro looked up, his dark eyes locking with a wide, startled blue one, as he said, "It's what you feel and what you do with it that's important. Love's just a word, anyway."
7. Name a favorite fanfic or two that has excellent ZoroxSanji nakamaship but it technically not slash due to the author’s leanings.
Through Children's Eyes by Factorielle
8. What is the most ridiculous or OOC thing you’ve ever read in ZoroxSanji fanfiction?
Sanji getting raped something like 20 times in 4 chaps.
For how I see it, Sanji would bite is tongue off and bleed to death before giving some random fucker the satisfaction to rape him 20 times.
Bonus: What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve wrote?
I haven't yet, but I'm going to, sooner or later.
9. Any ZoroxSanji topics/kinks that really excite you to see in fanfiction?
I have a general kink for bondage so...
Bonus: What advice or how-to guide would you give to Zoro/Sanji fanfic writing rookie?
Avoid exaggeratetly helpless-abused-girly!Sanji. And don't make Zoro too much dumb.
Give them some credit.
10. What is a ZoroxSanji prompt you’d love to have filled? (feel free to link to a kinkmeme if applicable)
Something adventurous taking place in a Tortuga-like place, you know, the infamous pirate hiding where all the crews meet and mix.
Bonus: What would you give to see it done?
My neverending gratitute? Cookies?
Extra Credit!!
Top five favorite Authors:
I can't choose just five! It's too much cruel!
Those were my first loves:
sabershadowkat
scuttlebutt_inc
synvamp
stark_black
tshapo_chi
sinisterbug
And here are my latest loves:
geckomoriasl
allbluechaser
cuethe_pulse
enhancedbycolor
feral_inari
YOU GUYS ROCK!
Top five favorite Fics:
(Let's pretend that I could name just five *sighs*)
Memories
Zoro Learns Some Manners
The Schoolboys series
Betting
Rules of Love
Fanart:
I don't have enought knowledge to fill this part yet...
When I think of Zoro/Sanji + art there's just ONE name that comes to my mind...sybile
She's awesome!
1. First off, in your perfect world, who tops?
Both!
As I've said countless times to everyone who was willing to listen (and even to everyone who WASN'T willing!) one of the reasons why I love this pairing so much is that I think they don't fit the stereotyped seme/uke relationship.
I think they're equal and can switch role easily and always be believable and hot.
Bonus follow up: Does it bother you if people write ZoSan ,for instance, but Sanji is the one topping?
Obviously, not!
I think Zoro works for a wonderful, unpredidictable uke! ;D
2. Sanji’s Sexuality is? (ie: Gay Virgin, Bisexual, Only gay for Zoro, manwhore?)
I've read and I like each version of Sanji's sexuality but my favourite is bisexual.
I just think that Sanji has too much charm and too much taste to keep all of that confined to one gender.I also like the idea of him being Only gay for Zoro, but that would still tecnically be bisexual.
Bonus follow up: If Kuina had lived would she and Zoro be in lurve and have a bunch of babies by now?
I don't think. Probably they would've chosen to work by themselves to try and achieve their goal and their paths would've divided at some point. But they would always be friends, respected and cared for each other a lot, I also think that they would've followed the other's path from distance and they'd be proud of the others's successes.
3. Mpreg. Who carries the baby?
Hmn...Sanji?
Really, I can't see Zoro carring a baby, no matter how hard I try!
Besides, I've always thought that there was something parental in Sanji; he's especially nice and protective with the weakest and the most helpless and he seems to have a soft spot for children, plus, being him a cook he seems particularly at ease in a domestic environment, he's good with everyday's tasks and he's used to take care of people in a quiet, familiar way.
Bonus follow up: Tell me the kids name (If you say Zeff or Kuina, I demand a second choice as well!), gender, and their future career path as you see it.
I'd love if they had a girl!
For Sanji she would be the woman of his life, he'd love and protect and spoil and dote on her and she'd love him back.
For Zoro, she'd be a challenge.
I think Sanji would insist to name her with some classy, charming, French-sounding name (something like Elenoire) and Zoro would let him except for immediately starting to call her with some funny nicknames or an affectionate short-name (like Elly) which would made Sanji mad.
As for the career, I've seen that someone already mentioned the marine and I guess that'd be fitting. I can SOOO see her arguing with her dads for the career she's choosen and lecturing them for the career they've choosen.
Also it would be funny if she became the protegé of an older, higher-in-rank Tashigi.
4. Why do they fight so much?
Because they're very different and very alike at the same time.
Because they like it and it helps them to release some steam (but then it makes them hot, so....)
Bonus follow up: After they get together and have the sexings will that change the fighting scenario any?
I sincerely hope not!
5. What role does Nami play in their relationship?
Catalist, thoughtful matchmaker, occasional black-mailer.
Bonus follow up: How about Luffy?
It's mistery-love! But as far as his nakama are happy, he's happy!
6. Who is bigger?
Sanji, I'm sure that lean body hides more than a surprise!
Bonus follow up: Who gives the better blowjob? Why? How?
Zoro! NO GAG REFLEXES! Spending years with a sword in your mouth has its perks!
7. If they weren’t with each other, who would you pair them with? (het and/or yaoi)
Trafalgar LawxSanji
ZoroxRobin
Bonus follow up: Is there a chance for those 4 to be in an orgy together? What would that be like?
I'd love to see that...oh wait! Thinking better of it...maybe not. I'm easily impressionable!
8. Who would they want to be the third in a threesome?
Sanji would probably want Nami.
Zoro would want nobody! I have a feeling he doesn't like to share.
Bonus Follow up: Who would YOU choose if you could watch?
Ace! Anytime, anyday!
9. What is your favorite ZoroxSanji moment?
Of course, Thriller Bark! From Sanji stepping in front of Zoro to him doing nothing to hide his fear and concern when he finds Zoro half-dead.
Bonus Follow up: Which arc do you think has the most slashy moments between them?
Whenever they're together is slashy enought for me!
10. When in the course of their travels do you think it was most likely that they’d get together?
After Thriller Bark.
Bonus follow up: Do you think they’d keep their love a secret on the DL?
I think they would agree to keep it a secret (mostly due to Sanji's reservations) then the crew would know about it anyway but they would try and let them their privacy (still, occasionally Nami would be taking bets on the progresses of their relationship ;P)
Fiction:
1. Do you write fanfic of a ZoroxSanji persuasion?
Not yet.
2. Have you ever flamed or been flamed by someone?
Nope. Flaming is cruel and useless. It's supposed to be a free world, if you don't like, you don't read.
3. Is there a new fanfic you are currently obsessed with? (please link)
Betting by Geckomoria
Bonus: How about an older one you’re dying for an update to?
Stay a While by Endsoftime
4. Do you have a favorite AU you like to see the boys? (ie: modern day, high school, cowboys, spies)
I like slices of everyday life in modern day
Bonus: How about a least favorite one?
I'm getting bored with high school AUs. Unless they're incredibly good as Betting!
5. Name a fanfic with great porn or a REALLY HAWT scene in it.
Zoro Learns Some Manners by Synvamp is a full assortment of perfect smut
Bonus:How hot did it make you?
How many chaps does it have? 21?
Well, it was 21 cold showers just to keep me reasonably in control ;D
6. What is the fanfic you’ve been the most emotionally moved by? (link)
There're a lot! Recently I've read (again!) The Way to a Man's Heart and I've been moved (again!) by Zoro trying to explain what love is like for him.
Bonus: Copy/Paste a sentence or two from a part that moved you.
"It's sort of like drowning," Zoro said. "That sort of helplessness when you can't breathe and your whole body's like lead. And everything goes black. You can't see, you can't move, you can't really even think beyond the need for air…the need for that person. And it's kind of like falling. Like jumping into a dark ravine, or something, where you can't see the bottom, but you know there's something down there that you have to find. And you know you'll probably die in the fall, but it doesn't matter, 'cuz without whatever's down there, you'll die anyway. So it's like falling and drowning, but it's also like a long nap, or getting drunk; that sort of muzzy, floaty feeling, like nothing can touch you and the whole world's gotta move aside when you walk by."
...
"That's what it feels like whenever I'm around you; doesn't matter when, or why, or for how long. It feels like all of that at once. And I don't know if I love you, but I know that I never want those feelings to go away. I don't know if I love you, but I know that I want you. Only you, all of you, everything about you, I want all of it. Always. I don't know if that's love; I guess you can call anything love, if you wanted." Zoro looked up, his dark eyes locking with a wide, startled blue one, as he said, "It's what you feel and what you do with it that's important. Love's just a word, anyway."
7. Name a favorite fanfic or two that has excellent ZoroxSanji nakamaship but it technically not slash due to the author’s leanings.
Through Children's Eyes by Factorielle
8. What is the most ridiculous or OOC thing you’ve ever read in ZoroxSanji fanfiction?
Sanji getting raped something like 20 times in 4 chaps.
For how I see it, Sanji would bite is tongue off and bleed to death before giving some random fucker the satisfaction to rape him 20 times.
Bonus: What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve wrote?
I haven't yet, but I'm going to, sooner or later.
9. Any ZoroxSanji topics/kinks that really excite you to see in fanfiction?
I have a general kink for bondage so...
Bonus: What advice or how-to guide would you give to Zoro/Sanji fanfic writing rookie?
Avoid exaggeratetly helpless-abused-girly!Sanji. And don't make Zoro too much dumb.
Give them some credit.
10. What is a ZoroxSanji prompt you’d love to have filled? (feel free to link to a kinkmeme if applicable)
Something adventurous taking place in a Tortuga-like place, you know, the infamous pirate hiding where all the crews meet and mix.
Bonus: What would you give to see it done?
My neverending gratitute? Cookies?
Extra Credit!!
Top five favorite Authors:
I can't choose just five! It's too much cruel!
Those were my first loves:
sabershadowkat
scuttlebutt_inc
synvamp
stark_black
tshapo_chi
sinisterbug
And here are my latest loves:
geckomoriasl
allbluechaser
cuethe_pulse
enhancedbycolor
feral_inari
YOU GUYS ROCK!
Top five favorite Fics:
(Let's pretend that I could name just five *sighs*)
Memories
Zoro Learns Some Manners
The Schoolboys series
Betting
Rules of Love
Fanart:
I don't have enought knowledge to fill this part yet...
When I think of Zoro/Sanji + art there's just ONE name that comes to my mind...sybile
She's awesome!