- 18:14 I am now embroiled in an epic struggle for eBay, giant robots, the future of capitalism and my faith in the human spirit... #
- 18:14 Also, I cannot decide if I would prefer pizza or noodles. #
- 18:19 I've just realised that it's a year today since I began living like an adult, rather than a post-student, and moved into my current house. #
- 18:21 365 days of clean living, comfortable accommodation and a bedroom whose 4 walls I can't touch simultaneously. Happy day! #
- 23:19 All men, upon entering a new area, will immediately work out how to wage an awesome battle there, based on available terrain and resources. #
- 23:20 Examples include but are not limited to banks, hotel lobbies, shopping centres, friend's houses, random streets, funerals, Sunday mass. #
- 23:25 Resources include pipes, tools (powered or not), wheels, bollards, keys, conveniently dropped guns, ramps, skateboards, coffins, irony. #
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