physics...eff that...

Jul 26, 2006 22:45

(00:37:29) zak: I'll make crab cakes in your ass
(00:37:36) zak: TIGER UPPERCUT
(00:37:44) zak: and poof... cakes
(00:38:09) brad: how in the hell can you make crab cakes in my ass...smash up my shit as its coming out after i ate crab cakes and ram it back up there?
(00:38:27) zak: you don't understand physics my friend
(00:38:35) zak: let me educate you
(00:38:39) brad: THERE ARE NO PHYSICS TO WHAT YOU JUST SAID
(00:39:06) zak: you see... crabs are from the sea... so we will call crabs the X factor in our equation
(00:39:10) brad: unless you somehow goatse my ass into a kitchen, its not happening
(00:39:31) zak: your asshole, like the sea... is going to be the B factor... for... Brad... or butt... or something
(00:39:42) brad: i hate you so much right now
(00:40:21) zak: so we take the X factor... being that of crab... and the B factor... and create this equation where it will equal S for... "Sexy Crab Cakes"
(00:42:10) zak: ( X^sec*tan(cotX) - 45B(csc(B)-cos(X)) ) / Zombie = 3S
(00:42:29) zak: that is physics

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READ THIS GO NOW
i am planning a going away party for zak sometime next week, if you would like to come, or to help out in any way, you should contact me somehow, and i will let you know what you can do...we dont have a solid day on when it is going to happen, but its going to be next week for sure...if you want to be a part of this in any way, give me a call at 208-2723
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