a day in the life of an asshole...
so, for all of those that are oblivious and never read my posts, its time to be obnoxious with pictures, and a little of what i did today...
i am going to chronicle my day from beginning to end with a mohawk, because i win...so lets begin, shall we?
my day started off kind of early, about 930 am, which actually felt good for once, i kind of just laid here, then at about 1015 i decided it was time to go watch the price is right, then call mark holden to try and get a job for the county, which i go talk to him about tomm, and this is what my hair looked like the whole time:
sexy huh?
after that, i decided it was time to take a shower and try to gel up my hair, but it was deciding to not cooperate, which made me angry as all hell, so i did this:
zak said i looked like the evil guy from the 5th element...which made me somewhat angry, because i hate that guy, but he was right, i did kind of look like him with that gay hair...
i then decided to call austin, because he would obviously appreciate it far more than anyone else would, and we could go terrorize things and be assholes together...so i gathered up my laundry and left
after i picked up austin, we went to my moms house and i started a load of laundry and we tried the gel again, but this time we had a hair dryer in our arsenal, which is bad news bears...but it still didnt work, which made me angry...so we decided to go get something to eat...
my grandma met us at taco del mar and swapped vehicles back so i had the truck again, and we decided to go to the mall, so i went back to my moms, switched the laundry, and we went to the mall, just walking around and getting weird looks from some people, which made me feel so great, i love making people feel awkward just seeing me...
i then called sam to see if he had any idea of what i could use to get the hair to stand straight up, and he had the best of all, its this hair glue stuff, not elmers glue like austin was telling me to use...thank you sam...so i bought some at target and we went back to my moms to put this plan into action...
the stuff worked better than anticipated, and i didnt even need the hair dryer, it didnt do exactly what i wanted it to do, but it did enough that it was badass, and i looked hardcore as all hell...so i then loaded up my laundry and we went to austins to play some vids before i went to my work to sport it because i had to wait for the manager to leave otherwise he would make wisecracks about it and piss me off...
we then went to my work at about 600 and got some gatorade, it was amazing, everyone looked at me like im crazy and dared me to wear it to work tomm, which WOULD NEVER happen...
on our way to the apartment, a sketchy black kid ran across the road wielding something like a golf club, and i stared at him, and austin yelled at him, he stopped and waved his arms, like a dick myagm, and i slammed on the brakes, i decided that sketchy ass myagms might have guns and he had a golf club, so i just kept on going...
we then came back to the apartment and watched funny cartoons until branden and allen got here...
next, we watched some of the tenacious d dvd, which is funny as shit might i add, and decided to go play some soccer, but first allen took some pictures:
so goddamn sexy...these are all going on myspace too, so dont worry, you can look at my sexy ass anywhere you go on the internet from now on because i know you are whores and thats all you go on the internet for...
we played alot of soccer, and decided to leave when the dinosaur mosquitoes attacked us from every corner...
so i took austin home, got back to the apartment, took a shower, and shaved my head completely, im not bald, but im the next best thing...an orange glow...and this is how it ends:
that is the longest post on your friends page and you know it, but youre so happy you just read that that youre going to explode...
i dont feel like doing a link cut or whatever because everyone must see the glory, they arent going to stop if they see a little link...they stop at pictures, which is what i brought...the heat bitches!
i am going to chronicle my day from beginning to end with a mohawk, because i win...so lets begin, shall we?
my day started off kind of early, about 930 am, which actually felt good for once, i kind of just laid here, then at about 1015 i decided it was time to go watch the price is right, then call mark holden to try and get a job for the county, which i go talk to him about tomm, and this is what my hair looked like the whole time:
sexy huh?
after that, i decided it was time to take a shower and try to gel up my hair, but it was deciding to not cooperate, which made me angry as all hell, so i did this:
zak said i looked like the evil guy from the 5th element...which made me somewhat angry, because i hate that guy, but he was right, i did kind of look like him with that gay hair...
i then decided to call austin, because he would obviously appreciate it far more than anyone else would, and we could go terrorize things and be assholes together...so i gathered up my laundry and left
after i picked up austin, we went to my moms house and i started a load of laundry and we tried the gel again, but this time we had a hair dryer in our arsenal, which is bad news bears...but it still didnt work, which made me angry...so we decided to go get something to eat...
my grandma met us at taco del mar and swapped vehicles back so i had the truck again, and we decided to go to the mall, so i went back to my moms, switched the laundry, and we went to the mall, just walking around and getting weird looks from some people, which made me feel so great, i love making people feel awkward just seeing me...
i then called sam to see if he had any idea of what i could use to get the hair to stand straight up, and he had the best of all, its this hair glue stuff, not elmers glue like austin was telling me to use...thank you sam...so i bought some at target and we went back to my moms to put this plan into action...
the stuff worked better than anticipated, and i didnt even need the hair dryer, it didnt do exactly what i wanted it to do, but it did enough that it was badass, and i looked hardcore as all hell...so i then loaded up my laundry and we went to austins to play some vids before i went to my work to sport it because i had to wait for the manager to leave otherwise he would make wisecracks about it and piss me off...
we then went to my work at about 600 and got some gatorade, it was amazing, everyone looked at me like im crazy and dared me to wear it to work tomm, which WOULD NEVER happen...
on our way to the apartment, a sketchy black kid ran across the road wielding something like a golf club, and i stared at him, and austin yelled at him, he stopped and waved his arms, like a dick myagm, and i slammed on the brakes, i decided that sketchy ass myagms might have guns and he had a golf club, so i just kept on going...
we then came back to the apartment and watched funny cartoons until branden and allen got here...
next, we watched some of the tenacious d dvd, which is funny as shit might i add, and decided to go play some soccer, but first allen took some pictures:
so goddamn sexy...these are all going on myspace too, so dont worry, you can look at my sexy ass anywhere you go on the internet from now on because i know you are whores and thats all you go on the internet for...
we played alot of soccer, and decided to leave when the dinosaur mosquitoes attacked us from every corner...
so i took austin home, got back to the apartment, took a shower, and shaved my head completely, im not bald, but im the next best thing...an orange glow...and this is how it ends:
that is the longest post on your friends page and you know it, but youre so happy you just read that that youre going to explode...
i dont feel like doing a link cut or whatever because everyone must see the glory, they arent going to stop if they see a little link...they stop at pictures, which is what i brought...the heat bitches!