3rd Rabbit Hole | Dream

[b_rabbito]

Style: I'm bad at prose, but I'll follow whatever you feel like--good to get out of my comfort zone, yadda yadda
Effects: That would depend on how you feel about the content more than any magic....

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[oredeficient]

[oredeficient]

[ WHAT IS SHE-- ]

3/3

[oredeficient]

Get away from Oz, you stupid rabbit!

[ CRASH There goes the morning orange juice. And let's just ignore the fact that Oz was the one who started it. He doesn't know what dreams are, okay! ]

[b_rabbito]

[Blinks at your anger] What the hell???

[oredeficient]

[ he's too beside himself to think coherently as he shakes his dreamberry ]

Just do what I say!

[ oh god, he should go check on Oz right now. WHAT IF HE GETS PREGNANT ]

[b_rabbito]

H-he's in his room....and how dare you try to tell me what to do, you idiotic seaweed head???

[oredeficient]

[ RUNNING TO MASTER'S ROOM ]

I don't have time for you. What if Master Oz is dead!

[ although for a man who has no time, why in the world is he still talking? Taking those steps up, two at a time! ]

[b_rabbito]

[squeaks] D-dead???
What happened while I was asleep??

....wait, wouldn't I be gone too if Oz was dead?

[oredeficient]

[ to busy, can't hear! ]

You kissed him is what happened!

[ rounding that corner and... gulp, does he even dare look inside? ]

[b_rabbito]

[blushes horribly] Y-you saw that!? Damn!
[that means everyone else did too!! DX]
Look, that was supposed to be private! Just....just forget you saw anything!!!

[oredeficient]

His Virtue is at stake. I can't forget that!

[ but still staring at that door. Oz would kill him if he woke him up too early. ]

[b_rabbito]

Virtue?? [what the heck is that?]

[oredeficient]

His honor!

... and it's not something you can eat!

[ even though... Ack! No! Get that image right out of his head! ]

[b_rabbito]

[Something of Oz you...could...eat...Blush deepens, imagination running]

[oredeficient]

[ he takes that moment of silence to actually duck inside the room, tiptoeing across the rug to stare down at Oz. Whew. Still sleeping soundly so far as he knows and just as quietly, he will tip toe right back out.

Can't wake the master!

And Gilbert certainly can't face him either at the moment, face just as red as Alice's is right now. ]

[b_rabbito]

[goes over and pokes her head out of an adjacent room] Satisfied idiot?

[oh she hadn't forgoten the comment about her sullying his honor, but even she recognized Oz's room on the screen and knew when to let her servant sleep]