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May 17, 2006 23:28

“SHABAM!”

Said Harry pointing his wand a Voldemort. A white goo shoot out of the tip of Harry’s wand landing smack dab in the middle of Voldemort’s snake like mouth, Voldemort smiled with a look of pleasure as if he had liked the goo taste; Voldemort smacked his lips and said to Harry in a mocking voice “Is that all you’ve got!... and Dumbledore thought he could show you how to put a man in his correct place! HA! I’ll show YOU!”
Voldemort raised his wand and started to say a curse “You just wait!” yelled Harry. Before Voldemort could finish his curse he felt a horrible feeling in his stomach and looked down to see his belly expanding like a balloon “What have you done to me you horrible four eyed scare barring Dumbledore loving child!” another loud SHABAM a odd looking shape, some white smoke and Voldemort was gone from the wizarding world in fact he was gone from the entire world, and standing exactly where Voldemort once stood two seconds ago was a Roger Daltrey looking figure but it could not be Roger Daltrey…no… the figure was to hottt….could it be…yes it could it was in fact Phil… yes…Phil Stanly.
Harry was so happy that Voldemort was out of his life for good he could never taunt his dreams nor kill any more of the ones he loved so much. Harry was even happier that he had Phil Stanly all to him self… and the dragon in his stomach purred with pleasure once more.

Example:


Not hott



Extremely Hotttt! =)
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