105 recap
1. The precious baby (00:30-03:00)
The loft, Brian’s still sleeping. And he’s not alone: there’s a trick lying next to him. Plus, someone’s knocking on the door, waking Brian up.
Brian: “Who the hell are you?”
Trick: “I’m the guy you fucked last night.”
Brian: “Oh yeah. Were you any good?”
More banging on the door.
Brian: “Okay! I’m coming!”
To trick: “And you’re going.”
Brian gets up and opens the door. It’s Lindsay, with Gus. She sees the trick getting dressed and is afraid she’s interrupting something, but Brian assures her not all all… we’re all done.
On his way out, tricks stop to look at Gus, praises him and start gushing in baby talk, eliciting an annoyed/confused look from Brian (hilarious moment).
Once trick is gone, Lindsay reveals her reason for visiting. She wants Brian and Melanie to get along better, now they have Gus and share some kind of family and all that. She invites Brian over to dinner on Friday.
2. Group therapy (03:56-05:22)
Jennifer and Justin are having some kind of family therapy with some shrink. Jennifer’s talking, complaining about the changes in their relationship, about Justin’s lying when he says he spends the nights at Daphne’s and how she found things like the drawings of men. Justin’s silent at first.
Jennifer: “I just have… to know…”
Shrink: “If Justin might be gay?”
Jennifer: “He’s only 17. He’s too young to be having those feelings, to be... Justin, how can you possibly know now who you are?”
Shrink: “Justin… do you have anything to say?”
Justin: “I like dick. I wanna get fucked by dick. I wanna suck dick. I like sucking dick… and I’m good at it, too.”
Shrink: “Well… that’s a start.”
3. Meeting Telson (05:22-06:56)
Brian at work, trying to win Telson tires as a client. Unfortunately, Marvin Telson doesn’t seem to be too impressed, although Brian’s boss Ryder praises Brian as the Clio Award-winning, most dynamic and creative account exec of the agency, who’s also one hell of a host. Telson rejects Brian’s offer to go to a baseball game with him, promising to give him a call if he has any time and leaves.
Brian tells Ryder he knows the game Telson’s playing, listening to all ad agency’s ideas and taking the best one where he wants to. Ryder says Brian better made sure where he wants to go is here.
4. Making plans (06:56-08:50)
Brian, Michael, Ted and Emmett at the diner.
Brian: “If I don’t get this account, I’ll be fucked… and without lube.”
Emmett: “And that’s a bad thing?”
Ted announces he’s gonna stay away from Woody’s and Babylon after his near-death experience. Michael has to work a night shift at the store, restocking with Tracy.
Brian: “Your bride to be?”
Brian and Emmett agree that Michael should come clean and stop leading Tracy on. But Michael says that the people at his work don’t like faggots. Anyway, in the end, it’s only Brian and Emmett to go out.
5. Everyone’s at Woody’s (10:24-12:12)
A half naked Justin tries to hit on Brian at Woody’s.
Justin: “Take you shirt off, you’ll get a free drink.”
Brian: “I don’t show my tits for a watered down Bud.”
Justin: “Gimme a beer.”
Brian: “Get your own.”
Justin: “I’m too young.”
Brian: “Well, that’s your problem.”
Brian tells Justin to go to his Mom and Justin says how pathetic his mother his, dragging him to the therapist.
Justin: “I want her to leave me alone. What did your parents do when they found out that you were… you know… gay?”
Brian: “They didn’t do anything. Because I never told them.”
Justin: “You didn’t?”
Brian: “It’s not their live. I don’t need their approval.”
Brian sees new possible trick and goes after him, leaving Justin at the bar. Suddenly, Justin sees Daphne, who came to Woody’s to warn him that Jennifer is there, too.
Justin is shocked.
As is Jennifer when she sees him. Justin flees.
Meanwhile, Brian’s chatting up his new trick. And there’s somebody watching him: Marvin Telson.
6. Brian takes care of Justin (14:03-15:41)
Brian and his trick arrive at the loft.
Trick: “Oh man, I’m so horny. I want you to fuck me for hours. And I’m a top.”
Brian: “Yeah, that’s what all the pit less bottoms say.”
But well, the door’s still open and as soon as Brian and trick want to get it on, Justin rushes in.
Brian: “Oh, fuck!”
Trick: “Jesus, who’s this?”
Brian: “That’s the president of my fan club. What do you want?”
Justin: “My Mom’s out of control. Now she’s following me.”
Brian: “That must be an inherited trait.”
Justin: “I’m not going home.”
Brian: “Well, you’re not staying here.”
Justin: “There’s nowhere else I can go. You want me to sleep on the street? I could get killed.”
Trick chooses this moment to jump into the lovers’ quarrel:
Trick: “Why don’t you get lost, you little asshole? I was here first.”
Uh oh. Very bad idea. Brian doesn’t like others talking to his twink like that.
He kicks the trick out:
Brian: “Better yet. Why don’t you? Beat it.”
Trick: “Fuck you.”
Brian: “Yeah. You’re the bottom, remember?”
Justin, of course, is in seventh heaven, just like me (*loves* possessive!Brian), while Brian looks confused. I bet he is still trying to process what he just did.
Justin: “Thanks.”
Brian: “Look, I told you. I’m not your lover, I’m not your partner, I’m not even your friend. You’re not anything to me.”
Justin: “Could be. If you gave me a chance.”
Brian: “Where did you learn to talk like that? Watching some teen drama?”
Justin: “I need you!”
Brian: “You think you do. ‘Cause that’s what you’re taught to think. We all need each other. Well, it’s a crock of shit. You’re the only one you need. You’re the only one you’ve got.”
Although Brian sounded rather annoyed when he started his sermon, his voice got softer with every word. And not only that:
Awwwwwwwwwww. Isn't that cute!
And Justin smiles again. But that’s all, because Brian never kisses Justin. Instead:
Brian: “The couch, just for tonight. And don’t jerk off on it.”
Well, better than nothing, right?
7. Straight people? Hello??? Anyone? (16:33-17:48)
Marvin Telson pays Brian another visit at work.
Marvin: “I thought I might take you up on your offer to… show me the town.”
Brian: “Well, I can have Cynthia make us some reservations. You like steaks? I know a great chophouse. And I could get us tickets for tonight’s game.”
Marvin: “Well, actually, I had a different sort of evening in mind. Sort of evening that you might plan for yourself.”
Brian: “And what sort of evening is that?”
Marvin: “Well, you know, one that’s more fun. Like this club that I heard about… eh… Babylon?”
Brian: “My, Marvin. You old dog. Christ. Isn’t anyone straight anymore?”
8. Marvin and his bait (23:49-25:47)
Just as promised, Brian takes Marvin to Babylon. Marvin shows him pictures of his children, telling Brian he married young, before he knew. He also says he loves his wife and children and has no intention destroying all that.
Brian: “So you take care of business while you’re away taking care of business.”
Marvin: “Exactly.”
Brian: “You’re a smart man, Marvin.”
Marvin: “You’re a smart man, too. The question is, how smart.”
Brian asks Marvin if there’s someone he likes to meet. Marvin says there’s somebody he’s interested in… Brian.
9. Brian… considers it (25:47-26:23)
Michael thinks Marvin’s offer is sexual harassment.
Michael: “What does he look like?”
Brian: “The kind of guy, if he wagged his dick in front of you, you wouldn’t look twice… but if he dangled his account in front of you, you might… consider it?”
Michael: “You’re kidding. You wouldn’t actually do… would you?”
Brian: “Well, considering some of the other things I’ve done…”
Michael: “Yeah, but that was for fun, You’ve never done anything like this.”
Brian: “You’re so beautifully naïve, Mikey. It’s business. You fuck or you get fucked.”
Michael: “Yeah, but which end are you on?”
10. Don’t run from me (26:23-27:10)
Jennifer, who has started bonding with Debbie, now tries another approach with Justin. She fetches him after school, asking him to come with her. Jennifer tells him: I’m still your mother and you’re still my son and I still love you.
11. At the museum (29:16-30:58)
Jennifer takes Justin to a museum and things seem to be better at first. While Jennifer spots her favourite painting, Justin’s gaydar beeps. He starts flirting and eventually follows the other guy to the bathroom. Jennifer stays and keeps watching at the painting. However, she turns her head in time to see Justin disappearing - with the guy. Jennifer slowly realizes what’s really going on. I think she also realizes, while she looks at the innocent mother-with-baby-painting, that Justin isn’t her innocent baby boy any longer.
Meanwhile, Justin gets it on with the guy in the bathroom stall: Brian has taught him well!
12. Mikey’s got a date (32:06-34:55)
Michael arrives at Brian’s loft. Michael’s nervous because he’s on his way to a date with Dr David Cameron. Dr David is a slightly older (maybe 40) chiropractic who cured Michael’s neck after he fell off a ladder when Tracy tried to hit on him. Anyway, Brian can’t believe it: Mikey’s got a date! He gives him some clothes and tips, although he might not be the best advice:
Michael: “You ever been on a real date?”
Brian: “Once. I ended up fucking the waiter.”
Michael: “I don’t know what to do or say…”
Brian: “Just be yourself!”
Michael: “That should make the evening fly by. Why can’t we just fast forward to the sex?”
Brian: “The point of a date, or so it’s been explained to me by those who do those sort of things, is that you actually get to know the other person before you fuck them.”
Michael: “What a dumb idea. What if you don’t like them?”
Brian: “Worse yet… what if you do?”
[…]
Brian: “So… who is this guy?”
Michael: “No one! I don’t know why I even said yes. I guess I just felt sorry for him.”
Brian: “Uh, a mercy fuck, huh?”
Michael: “Who says I’m fucking him?”
Brian: “Well, if he’s buying you an expensive dinner, you’re gonna have to put out.”
[…]
Michael: “What about you, what are you up to tonight?”
Brian: “I’m entertaining a client.”
Michael: “You’re not gonna go through with it.”
Brian: “You’re so cute. It’ll be over before you know it.”
13. Kinney, the man-whore (35:46-36:17)
Brian arrives at Marvin’s suite: I always come when I say I’m going to.
14. Welcome to Queer World! (38:58-41:56)
Brian starts to strip, as requested by Marvin, who wants a show (thank you so much, Marvin).
Once again, let's all thank Marvin Telson. *drools*
Marvin: “You have a beautiful body.”
Brian: “I know.”
Brian seems to be annoyed/uncomfortable with the whole situation already. Marvin is just about to praise his body even more:
And then, the phone rings. Marvin crawls to the phone, and we get Gale balls again, yay!
Third time in 5 episodes so far. THANK YOU.
While Marvin’s talking on the phone, man-whore Brian gets comfy.
Turns out Marvin’s daughter broke her arm but he told her he was in a meeting and couldn’t come.
Brian: “She was asking for you, she wants you to come home.”
Marvin: “She’ll understand.”
Brian: “What, that you’re down on your knees, sucking cock?”
Marvin: “There’s nothing that I can do anyway.”
Brian: “I can.”
Brian calls the front desk, telling them that Marvin will be checking out immediately and needs a car to the airport.
Brian: “Your visit to Queer World’s over, Marvin. Better go back to your wife, your kids and your 30 Million Dollar a year business. You’d be a fool to throw that away.”
Marvin: “You know, you’re not as smart as I thought. What are you gonna tell Ryder when he asks why you didn’t get the account?”
Brian: “I tell him we couldn’t provide the services you required.”
Brian leaves.
15. Kitchen’s closed (44:15-45:08)
Brian ends up at Lindsay’s doorstep. She’s annoyed because he stood her up; after all, it’s Friday and they had a dinner appointment. Lindsay invites him in eventually and offers him something to eat.
16. Sexy boys (45:40-46:59, end scene)
Cuts between Michael and Brian.
Michael’s date had no happy end: after a nice evening at the restaurant with Dr David, Michael tried to blow him in the car. But Dr David had no intention to have sex with Michael. Michael’s confused and feels rejected, so what does he do? He gets his dick sucked in Babylon’s back room.
At the same time, Lindsay returns to the living room with the dinner for Brian… Brian is lying on the couch, holding Gus on his chest, stroking him. Lindsay has tears in her eyes as she watches Brian bonding with his son (and she’s not the only one, awwww!).
Awwwwwwww......
*meep*
One more, can't stop:
♥
*sniffs*
EDIT: Thank you so much sullymick, who informed me that there's another Gale!balls-shot in this Episode. HOW DID I MISS IT????? It's also from scene 14, while Marvin's at the phone:
Again, thanks to sullymick, this blow up is for you:
<3
What can I say, I'm a perv.