It's a Strange World: Lady Gaga & Miracle Whip
Quote from Wikipedia:
"Kraft paid Lady Gaga to include Miracle Whip in the music video for her song "Telephone".[6]"
*sigh* People are going to start thinking that this is the unofficial website of Lady Gaga & Miracle Whip. So of course now I have to watch the damn thing on youtube and look for the Miracle Whip...I don't even LIKE Miracle Whip! My comments are as follows.
Title of Video: "Lady Gaga - Telephone (Official Clean Version) ft. Beyonce.
0:00 - "Official Clean Version" how exactly does Miracle Whip get used here?
0:21 - This thing is 9:30 minutes long? Great.
0:52 - Don't lick that you don't know where it's been!
1:12 - Huh?
1:23 - I know I'm behind in the times, but I thought weightlifting involved...weights.
1:26 - What the hell?
2:08 - Virgin Mobile...did they pay Lady Gaga as well? Is that the first time "Lady Gaga" and "Virgin" have been in the same sentence?
2:17 - Diet Coke? In there?!
2:55 - Almost 3 minutes in and they JUST got to the music?
3:50 - According to the movies this happens in women's prisons all the time.
4:19 - Don't lick that you don't know where it's been.
4:30 - I look at this shot and I feel like the Flying Nun is trying to assure me that she's not really high.
4:47 - Hey, where'd the music go?
4:54 - She may have had one of the best videos of all time, but clearly it's not because of her acting.
5:07 - That's a complete waste of food!
5:14 - There's been more product placement in this video at 5:14 then in the entirety of Total Recall.
5:18 - What?!
5:29 - WHAT?!
5:35 - Hey, the music's back!
5:44 - Et tu, Polaroid?
6:06 - Who the hell directed this? David Lyche? Inspired by the works of Marcel Marcue?
6:20 - Miracle Whip! And Wonderbread! Now I'm hungry...brb.
6:35 - "Let's make a sandwich"? I just made one...is Lady Gaga spying on me?
7:03 - Yes, thank you, Lady Gaga I saw that earlier.
7:07 - Oh...good Lady Gaga...put the recipe up. Now some kid in Kansas is going to make that and ruin the bake sale for everyone.
7:12 - Shhhh....she's incognito. Don't stare.
7:42 - The whole restaurant? Isn't that a little extreme?
7:58 - Beyonce only did this video to get Kanye West to leave her alone, I'm sure of it.
8:05 - Wait, was that the dog? Heartless!
8:43 - Wait...that's the car from Kill Bill. That was a good movie! I'm going to think about that movie for the remainder of this video and maybe that'll make it seem like a better video.
9:15 - It's really hard to think about a good movie like Kill Bill when I'm listening to the worst dialog this side of the 2nd Mortal Kombat movie.
9:18 - THERE'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE?! Crap.
...and that's more or less where it ends. Now that I've watched that I'm going to youtube the "Kill Bill" scene. Don't ask which scene...you know which scene.
"Kraft paid Lady Gaga to include Miracle Whip in the music video for her song "Telephone".[6]"
*sigh* People are going to start thinking that this is the unofficial website of Lady Gaga & Miracle Whip. So of course now I have to watch the damn thing on youtube and look for the Miracle Whip...I don't even LIKE Miracle Whip! My comments are as follows.
Title of Video: "Lady Gaga - Telephone (Official Clean Version) ft. Beyonce.
0:00 - "Official Clean Version" how exactly does Miracle Whip get used here?
0:21 - This thing is 9:30 minutes long? Great.
0:52 - Don't lick that you don't know where it's been!
1:12 - Huh?
1:23 - I know I'm behind in the times, but I thought weightlifting involved...weights.
1:26 - What the hell?
2:08 - Virgin Mobile...did they pay Lady Gaga as well? Is that the first time "Lady Gaga" and "Virgin" have been in the same sentence?
2:17 - Diet Coke? In there?!
2:55 - Almost 3 minutes in and they JUST got to the music?
3:50 - According to the movies this happens in women's prisons all the time.
4:19 - Don't lick that you don't know where it's been.
4:30 - I look at this shot and I feel like the Flying Nun is trying to assure me that she's not really high.
4:47 - Hey, where'd the music go?
4:54 - She may have had one of the best videos of all time, but clearly it's not because of her acting.
5:07 - That's a complete waste of food!
5:14 - There's been more product placement in this video at 5:14 then in the entirety of Total Recall.
5:18 - What?!
5:29 - WHAT?!
5:35 - Hey, the music's back!
5:44 - Et tu, Polaroid?
6:06 - Who the hell directed this? David Lyche? Inspired by the works of Marcel Marcue?
6:20 - Miracle Whip! And Wonderbread! Now I'm hungry...brb.
6:35 - "Let's make a sandwich"? I just made one...is Lady Gaga spying on me?
7:03 - Yes, thank you, Lady Gaga I saw that earlier.
7:07 - Oh...good Lady Gaga...put the recipe up. Now some kid in Kansas is going to make that and ruin the bake sale for everyone.
7:12 - Shhhh....she's incognito. Don't stare.
7:42 - The whole restaurant? Isn't that a little extreme?
7:58 - Beyonce only did this video to get Kanye West to leave her alone, I'm sure of it.
8:05 - Wait, was that the dog? Heartless!
8:43 - Wait...that's the car from Kill Bill. That was a good movie! I'm going to think about that movie for the remainder of this video and maybe that'll make it seem like a better video.
9:15 - It's really hard to think about a good movie like Kill Bill when I'm listening to the worst dialog this side of the 2nd Mortal Kombat movie.
9:18 - THERE'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE?! Crap.
...and that's more or less where it ends. Now that I've watched that I'm going to youtube the "Kill Bill" scene. Don't ask which scene...you know which scene.