Summary: Afterwards they agreed to never speak of it again. Mostly because, in retrospect, the talking birds wearing spectacles were the part that seemed least crazy. YnM/Merlin. Merlin and Arthur meet Hisoka and Tsuzuki. For
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"This," Arthur waved, meaning the strange room full of stranger people, "is not Albion."
Merlin looked around at the disturbingly identical desks and said, "None of this is my fault."
A boy so thin he made Merlin look substantial drew a huge mallet out of nowhere and hit the man standing next to him over the head. Arthur decided just to ignore that until the man rubbed his forehead and whimpered, "But it's not my fault."
The boy glared and crossed his arms, leaning back against the desk. "You always say that."
Arthur felt a moment of bizarre, inappropriate kinship.