Pecan pie, bitch!!!
Today was my mums friend Lesley's birthday. She lives in one of the holiday homes, she's reeeeeally rich. And she's very good to me, takes me shopping trips and buys me pretty things lol.
Bob, her rich husband, is back at home in Mississippi, so we had Lesley up for a birthday dinner. Kathleen (my mums other friend who is also very rich and is also very godo to me) came too. I treated them all to an *amazing* rendition of Happy Birthday. My drunk dad kept trying to join in but I gave him evals.
Lesley made pecan pie (I loved how Kathleen says pecan - shes so posh - its like peee-cawwwn, lol) and oh my goodness, it was the sexiest pie ever!! There's still half a pie left in the kitchen. Believe me it will be gone soon.
Kathleen is really sweet; when I go for my nose operation consultancy next week, I dont really know where to go in Belfast. So she said if I drive to a place I know, she'll meet me and drive me out (in her flashy car! woohoo!)
In other news: I feel asleep in the shower today. Yes, standing up. It was funny. Also I was soooo pissed off at work today, everyone got to see my very angry side. It was not a pretty sight.
Mmmm pecan pie.....
Bob, her rich husband, is back at home in Mississippi, so we had Lesley up for a birthday dinner. Kathleen (my mums other friend who is also very rich and is also very godo to me) came too. I treated them all to an *amazing* rendition of Happy Birthday. My drunk dad kept trying to join in but I gave him evals.
Lesley made pecan pie (I loved how Kathleen says pecan - shes so posh - its like peee-cawwwn, lol) and oh my goodness, it was the sexiest pie ever!! There's still half a pie left in the kitchen. Believe me it will be gone soon.
Kathleen is really sweet; when I go for my nose operation consultancy next week, I dont really know where to go in Belfast. So she said if I drive to a place I know, she'll meet me and drive me out (in her flashy car! woohoo!)
In other news: I feel asleep in the shower today. Yes, standing up. It was funny. Also I was soooo pissed off at work today, everyone got to see my very angry side. It was not a pretty sight.
Mmmm pecan pie.....