"stereotypical" survey
The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: yeah
Do you party a lot? How often?: no
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: yeah
Do you skip classes? How often?: once a week
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: yeah...birth control
Do you steal?: no Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: nope
Do you drool over celebrities?: jared leto
Do you watch a lot of TV?: not anymore
Do you ever watch the News?: no
Do you even care about world issues?: no
Do you read books often?: not anymore Are you failing a lot of your classes?: 3 or 4
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yeah
Do you smoke cigarettes?: rarely
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: at the mall
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: yeah
Do you cuss a lot?: not really Are you desperate to fit in?: no
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: eww no
Black eyeliner?: yeah..revlon ;)
Black eyeshadow?: nah
Black trenchcoat?: um no Black boots?: no
Black fishnets?: god no
Black nail polish?: no Cigarettes?: ugh rarely
Heavy metal music?: no
Marilyn Manson?: fuck no Kittie?: no
Cradle of Filth?: hell no
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: um no A
n atheist?: no Horrible home life?: dont know
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: not really
Self-mutilation?: nope
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: heh no Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: HELL NO
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: nope
Loud, confident and opinionated?: no
Wild hair colors?: no
NOFX?: NO
Rancid?: NO
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: NO
A: NO
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: i dont know
Do you watch a lot of sports?: ew no Play a lot of sports?: no
Talk a lot about sports?: NO
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: ugh no
Are you arrogant?: no
Are you a male or female whore?: no
Are you homophobic?: no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no, thats meghan
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:
Parties = yes?: no.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: no
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: heh yeah
Have you ever been on a diet?: yeah, like 2 years ago
How much did you lose?: 10 lba
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: nope i jus felt fat but i really wasnt...
Make yourself throw up?: no...
Make-up?: yeah i love make up
Low-cut tops?: no
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: i can't, its always up in a bun
Giggle a lot?: not really What's the deal with boys?: some are cute and sweet.
Thongs?: hell yeah
Pretty bras?: not really
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: yeah
Who's the weaker sex?: both
Are you a feminist?: no
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: no, hes plain looking
How often do you shave your legs?: whenever i need to
How about your armpits?: always
Are you emotional?: yeah sometimes
Especially when on your period?: yeah T
his Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: originality I
ndependence or Companionship?: companionship
Stability or Freedom?: freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?: personal Introvert or Extrovert?: introvert
Popularity or Isolation?: doesnt matter
Unique or Loved?: loved Understood or Individual?: dont care
You or Them?: depends...