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So first things first.
HAPPY SUMMER
although its not turning out as great as i thought...
anyways. I thought this would be appropriate:
to all husbands, boyfriends, or significant other ((nick pay attention)):
ther hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. This is a handy guide that all men should have in their wallet.
13 Things PMS stands for:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and
13. Potential Murder Suspect
^_________^
yea ok now im gonna go before mother walks in. <3
HAPPY SUMMER
although its not turning out as great as i thought...
anyways. I thought this would be appropriate:
to all husbands, boyfriends, or significant other ((nick pay attention)):
ther hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. This is a handy guide that all men should have in their wallet.
13 Things PMS stands for:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and
13. Potential Murder Suspect
^_________^
yea ok now im gonna go before mother walks in. <3