UPDATE!
Yawn, stretch, scratch, yawn. Tis only quarter of the hour after ten in the morn, and I've already done such tasks as saving puppies, putting out fires, reserving nature reserves, cooking for the hungry, building homes for the homeless, and of course, my usual chore of freeing people from the angry fist of repression.
Sike.
I haven't been out of bed but fifteen minutes, and already I wanna dive back in under those covors and pretend that this summer isn't going to happen the way it is.
I HAVE NO GODDAMN FRIENDS!
And you think that is a joke. Lemme tell you what has happened to all my friends, since we all started doing this stupid thing called growing up.
Stan- Well, I live with him...but still...
Clayton- obsessed with women. Wants to settle down as in yesterday. And he is on the hunt. So look out ladies.
Brian- JOB?!?! GAH! Brian works for Comair, which is good for me because of thirty cents a mile to go anywhere with in their flight patterns.
Mike- Where the hell did he go?
Richie-Total asshole. He just up and left and has claytons car. We're all holding our breaths to see when he comes back...or if he will. sometimes I scare myself because I'm reminded of him by me.
Amanda-I murdered her, and left her body to rot at the end of a tunnel. (I wish) Amanda has just gone uber bitch/thief. When we were younger we'd shoplift, but amanda is into pulling of small heists now. trust me, she pulled one on me.
And now I have no friends. I really shouldn't have relied on the one girlfriend idea. I should have loaded myself up with em. but noOoOoOoOooOOO. Instead, I think girls are bitches. So I try to stay away from 'em. Gah. What was I thinking? What about summer cruises? What about summer bashes? What about summer everything you're supposed to share with a best girl friend?
I have girlfriends, but they are about three hundred miles away. literally. I actually miss columbia. It wasn't so boring, now that I think about it.
So, not that anyone ever reads this minus a few people, (my fault, I don't want people reading it alot) if you are a girl and you stumble across this, and you live in the cincinnati area, and you love summer, and you wanna come be girlyfriends, just say so.
Sike.
I haven't been out of bed but fifteen minutes, and already I wanna dive back in under those covors and pretend that this summer isn't going to happen the way it is.
I HAVE NO GODDAMN FRIENDS!
And you think that is a joke. Lemme tell you what has happened to all my friends, since we all started doing this stupid thing called growing up.
Stan- Well, I live with him...but still...
Clayton- obsessed with women. Wants to settle down as in yesterday. And he is on the hunt. So look out ladies.
Brian- JOB?!?! GAH! Brian works for Comair, which is good for me because of thirty cents a mile to go anywhere with in their flight patterns.
Mike- Where the hell did he go?
Richie-Total asshole. He just up and left and has claytons car. We're all holding our breaths to see when he comes back...or if he will. sometimes I scare myself because I'm reminded of him by me.
Amanda-I murdered her, and left her body to rot at the end of a tunnel. (I wish) Amanda has just gone uber bitch/thief. When we were younger we'd shoplift, but amanda is into pulling of small heists now. trust me, she pulled one on me.
And now I have no friends. I really shouldn't have relied on the one girlfriend idea. I should have loaded myself up with em. but noOoOoOoOooOOO. Instead, I think girls are bitches. So I try to stay away from 'em. Gah. What was I thinking? What about summer cruises? What about summer bashes? What about summer everything you're supposed to share with a best girl friend?
I have girlfriends, but they are about three hundred miles away. literally. I actually miss columbia. It wasn't so boring, now that I think about it.
So, not that anyone ever reads this minus a few people, (my fault, I don't want people reading it alot) if you are a girl and you stumble across this, and you live in the cincinnati area, and you love summer, and you wanna come be girlyfriends, just say so.