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[b_as_a_criminal]

[When Beyond Birthday returns home from work, he is surprised to find a big cage with two guinea pigs in it. He blinks at it, stares, carefully pokes the cage's bars, and then tilts his head. Is this Lisa's doing, or Heather's? Either way, he's picking up the phone instead of yelling. Clearly this is the best way to contact other rooms in the house

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[b_as_a_criminal]

Umm.

[He wasn't aware they needed pets, but. Whatever. ...He bites his thumbnail, looking down at the fat rodents.]

Which one is mine?

[b_as_a_criminal]

Ah.

... Then, the blond one is Dorothy.

[b_as_a_criminal]

Nurse... Ratched?

Then, Dorothy is now Elizabeth.

[He just kinda shrugs. Whaaatever, Lisa. He hopes you don't expect him to have anything to do with them. ...Looking down now though]

Get off my foot, Nurse Ratched.

[b_as_a_criminal]

... Seriously?

But now I really want to. [Reaches down, ~torture tiems~]

[b_as_a_criminal]

Cool...

[b_as_a_criminal]

Maybe you should have checked before getting a pet then.

[b_as_a_criminal]

Butthead?

... So you didn't ask Heather either, hmm...

[b_as_a_criminal]

I don't particularly care.