Yes I know I'm Australian, we don't have gay marriage etc, but I liked this...

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Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Un-American

I saw this posted on a BBS -- there was no attribution.

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

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[miketroll]

Excellent! Please X-post to BC Chit-Chat.

:)