Gay Best Friend For Hire

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My name is Blake and I am here to offer my services as a homosexual male to bestow queer cheer, sassy wit and fashion logic to those in needs.

I am available starting immediately for individual contract work as your new gay best friend.

My services included:

• Shopping trips, in which I will assist you in picking out the latest trends and telling you when you ass looks fat and when it looks fabulous
• Dishing dirt about that slut in the office
• Boy Gossip, who's cute, who's into you and how you'll get the guy
• General hang outs and awesomeness

So please e-mail all enquiries or interests in hang outs, advice, bitch-fests and all your other gay-needs to the ad.

We'll get drinks and have a wicked time.
I have references available upon request from both Male and Female beneficiaries of my Gay-Best-Friend-Talents.