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oh wow... so last night was uh... VERY interesting. I guess ill start at the beginning-
so we get to portland like a hour early before the club opens and we just walk around for a bit go into some interesting gay shops lol. T calls and says she'll meet us at 11 (btw she never showed up- what a homo). then we still got another like half hour to kill so were kickin it in the car and we get out and this girl is like "hey when are you guys leaving?" and im like usually around 2-230ish. and she has a dead battary so asked when we leave if we can go jump it and im like yea of course. and shes walkin away and teslas like B'S SINGLE BTW!! haha it was fuckin great cause she was turning around smiling. she didnt really seem like my type but at the same time was hot. actually i met a LOT of hot girls last night but ill get to that later... so were standin in line for the club and tesla is like imma act like your gf if that 14 year old finds you. and a few minutes later i feel a tap on my shoulder and sure enough its anne (14year old). and tesla and keita are like YOU ARE NOT FUCKIN 14! and askin for ID and shit cause seriously she looks about 19. anyway... we get into the club and are dancing and tesla just starts grinding up on me like no other so anne like walks away. man i felt like a bitch!!! then like for an hour we just danced and i kept seeing anne up on the stage and ketias like fuck tesla B shes fucking hot just dont do anything you can still chill. so im like ya kno your right. and so i jump onto the stage and she gets this BIG ass smile on her face and we dance a little then i got dizzy so went to sit down but anyway... she text me and was like "your friends hate me so im scared to like be around you but i want to dance with you" i text her back "its a long story dont worry about them come find me!" so yea we dance together more and it was HELLA weird cause shes like 5'9 (im 5'4) so her boobs were like right in my face so im like looking everwehre else haha then we started getting really close and i could tell she was wanting to kiss me and thats when keita pulled us outside (cause thats one line im not about to cross lol) and we just chilled. so yea Annes pretty cool actually... and i feel really werid sayin this cause she 14 but shes hot!! like you know that deodrant ad where theres the sweaty girl and its like "shes hot, guys who sweat arnt" or w/e yea... she pulled the sweaty thing off fucking good i was like DAMN. ANYWAY...
so were outside talkin and shit and ketia and tesla are actually beign nice talkin to Anne and shit and someone walks past me and like rubs my back and i turn around and the girl from before is walkin and i call after her im like hey... and shes already turned around lookin at me and shes all tryin to act surprised and is like "OH HEY! you still down to jump my car?!" so i go try and jump her car... which didnt work her bat. was DEAD. but we tried for like an hour. so then she was freakin out and im like look i got free towing ill have them tow you back to washington aight and while were waiting for the tow to get there shes hanging out with me and her friends and were all just kicking it and well to make a long story short her and her friends were fuckin hot lol and pretty damn cool and we kicked it for like 3 hours for all of this. and when the tow finally showed up she was like OMG and was giving me the biggest hugs and shit and it was 4:30 before we left and im like well good luck with that and she gives me another big hug and is like hey can i give you my number? *smiles really big!* im like hell yea... so i got her number. and one of her friends has already added me on myspace lol like damn they arnt slow to jump on it are they. i felt kinda bad though cause i was totally hitting on them and Anne was with us but oh well. im really not feeling the 14 thing and i think she gets that we can only kick it. and these girls were like 19. There was Liisa who had the car and her other friend Lisa who was cool but yea lol... oh shit and i met jackie were doing the tow and this girl comes up and is like looking at me and whispering to her friends about how i look REALLY familiar and im lookin at her and im like.... yea i think i know you from YBX... and shes like OMG THATS IT!!! haha it was great. so yea... it was a good night to say the least. this hardly covers it but oh well lol. oh shit! then on the way home were going through the curvs on the way outta portland and this HUGE elk jumps over the barrier in the middle (you know the like 6 ft tall one!!) yea I missed it by about 3 inches i think. Man if i would have hit it i would have been fucked. that thing was probably about 10ft x 6 ft and about 800lbs cause he practicly jumped over the hood of my car thats how close it was. ha gave me the adrenilin boost to make it another hour awake though. Then i didnt get home until 7 cause of all of the stuff but it was worth it. so now im going to go lay down lol. im out-
so we get to portland like a hour early before the club opens and we just walk around for a bit go into some interesting gay shops lol. T calls and says she'll meet us at 11 (btw she never showed up- what a homo). then we still got another like half hour to kill so were kickin it in the car and we get out and this girl is like "hey when are you guys leaving?" and im like usually around 2-230ish. and she has a dead battary so asked when we leave if we can go jump it and im like yea of course. and shes walkin away and teslas like B'S SINGLE BTW!! haha it was fuckin great cause she was turning around smiling. she didnt really seem like my type but at the same time was hot. actually i met a LOT of hot girls last night but ill get to that later... so were standin in line for the club and tesla is like imma act like your gf if that 14 year old finds you. and a few minutes later i feel a tap on my shoulder and sure enough its anne (14year old). and tesla and keita are like YOU ARE NOT FUCKIN 14! and askin for ID and shit cause seriously she looks about 19. anyway... we get into the club and are dancing and tesla just starts grinding up on me like no other so anne like walks away. man i felt like a bitch!!! then like for an hour we just danced and i kept seeing anne up on the stage and ketias like fuck tesla B shes fucking hot just dont do anything you can still chill. so im like ya kno your right. and so i jump onto the stage and she gets this BIG ass smile on her face and we dance a little then i got dizzy so went to sit down but anyway... she text me and was like "your friends hate me so im scared to like be around you but i want to dance with you" i text her back "its a long story dont worry about them come find me!" so yea we dance together more and it was HELLA weird cause shes like 5'9 (im 5'4) so her boobs were like right in my face so im like looking everwehre else haha then we started getting really close and i could tell she was wanting to kiss me and thats when keita pulled us outside (cause thats one line im not about to cross lol) and we just chilled. so yea Annes pretty cool actually... and i feel really werid sayin this cause she 14 but shes hot!! like you know that deodrant ad where theres the sweaty girl and its like "shes hot, guys who sweat arnt" or w/e yea... she pulled the sweaty thing off fucking good i was like DAMN. ANYWAY...
so were outside talkin and shit and ketia and tesla are actually beign nice talkin to Anne and shit and someone walks past me and like rubs my back and i turn around and the girl from before is walkin and i call after her im like hey... and shes already turned around lookin at me and shes all tryin to act surprised and is like "OH HEY! you still down to jump my car?!" so i go try and jump her car... which didnt work her bat. was DEAD. but we tried for like an hour. so then she was freakin out and im like look i got free towing ill have them tow you back to washington aight and while were waiting for the tow to get there shes hanging out with me and her friends and were all just kicking it and well to make a long story short her and her friends were fuckin hot lol and pretty damn cool and we kicked it for like 3 hours for all of this. and when the tow finally showed up she was like OMG and was giving me the biggest hugs and shit and it was 4:30 before we left and im like well good luck with that and she gives me another big hug and is like hey can i give you my number? *smiles really big!* im like hell yea... so i got her number. and one of her friends has already added me on myspace lol like damn they arnt slow to jump on it are they. i felt kinda bad though cause i was totally hitting on them and Anne was with us but oh well. im really not feeling the 14 thing and i think she gets that we can only kick it. and these girls were like 19. There was Liisa who had the car and her other friend Lisa who was cool but yea lol... oh shit and i met jackie were doing the tow and this girl comes up and is like looking at me and whispering to her friends about how i look REALLY familiar and im lookin at her and im like.... yea i think i know you from YBX... and shes like OMG THATS IT!!! haha it was great. so yea... it was a good night to say the least. this hardly covers it but oh well lol. oh shit! then on the way home were going through the curvs on the way outta portland and this HUGE elk jumps over the barrier in the middle (you know the like 6 ft tall one!!) yea I missed it by about 3 inches i think. Man if i would have hit it i would have been fucked. that thing was probably about 10ft x 6 ft and about 800lbs cause he practicly jumped over the hood of my car thats how close it was. ha gave me the adrenilin boost to make it another hour awake though. Then i didnt get home until 7 cause of all of the stuff but it was worth it. so now im going to go lay down lol. im out-