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LMAO man some days keita is like a life saver to me... first off she calls me and shes like "get a dog with me" and im like... wtf... haha thats like the first step when two lesbians concider kids haha and keitas like "well it will be ours, and you can have it on the weekends and when im busy... we can call it ellen beard-hughes but it will be mine mostly- well go pick it out Thursday" (btw, shes like TOTALLY serious about getting a dog to share with me lmao) and anyway... heres our computer convo that came after that....
D3lqween (10:01:08 PM): this sucks ass
B 62288 (10:01:13 PM): HAHAHA
B 62288 (10:01:21 PM): guess your gonna have to stick with that dog for awhile huh
D3lqween (10:01:28 PM): hahahahaha
D3lqween (10:01:43 PM): no I think that means your can call him
D3lqween (10:01:56 PM): jokes on you b
B 62288 (10:02:06 PM): haha true i will
D3lqween (10:03:09 PM): you better otherwise you can kiss your visitation rights goodbye
D3lqween (10:03:10 PM): lol
B 62288 (10:03:16 PM): LMAO
B 62288 (10:03:25 PM): OH YEA ILL CALL MY LAWYER!!
D3lqween (10:03:37 PM): lawyers cost money
D3lqween (10:03:56 PM): you could get a court-appointed
D3lqween (10:04:06 PM): I will get Johnnie Cochran
D3lqween (10:04:18 PM): I need to get a life
B 62288 (10:04:22 PM): lmao
D3lqween (10:07:47 PM): when tesla was drunk she asked me how many people I've had sexual experiences with I said 2
D3lqween (10:08:25 PM): and she said the other one is B isn't your lying to me if you say no
B 62288 (10:08:37 PM): LMAO WHAT!!!!
D3lqween (10:08:39 PM): I just about had a heart attack
B 62288 (10:08:48 PM): omg....
B 62288 (10:09:01 PM): well that would explain our custody issues huh
D3lqween (10:09:44 PM): she was convinced last night that I had done something sexual with you
D3lqween (10:10:06 PM): alcohol really affects her judgment
B 62288 (10:10:25 PM): haha wtf crazy lady
B 62288 (10:10:56 PM): dude you should have totally went with it like "oh yea we rocked each others socks a couple of times" haha totally fucked with her
D3lqween (10:12:41 PM): there's always next time
D3lqween (10:12:41 PM): LOL
B 62288 (10:13:14 PM): to what part, rocking my socks or fucking with teslas head? *raises eyebrow* LMAO
D3lqween (10:13:53 PM): TESLA!!!!!!!!!
D3lqween (10:14:38 PM): she'll never drinking again she will wake up so confused
B 62288 (10:14:55 PM): HAHA well we def. need to do that then
.... HAHAHA so yea thats it... and Savage wants to hook me up with his sister (who is fucking beautiful i might add) but shes in Tennessee, and i found out shes married and has kids lmao im like thanks but no thanks. and hes all "W/E! your going with me this summer to see her, you'd treat her so much better then her shitty ass husband!" lmao yea crazy ass friends yo. plus he says if i move to FL hes going to come get me haha So i got amber kidnaping me to take me there and chris kidnapping me to bring me back lol at least i know im loved. aight well i found tonight a little amusing thought i'd share but now im off to bed- <3
D3lqween (10:01:08 PM): this sucks ass
B 62288 (10:01:13 PM): HAHAHA
B 62288 (10:01:21 PM): guess your gonna have to stick with that dog for awhile huh
D3lqween (10:01:28 PM): hahahahaha
D3lqween (10:01:43 PM): no I think that means your can call him
D3lqween (10:01:56 PM): jokes on you b
B 62288 (10:02:06 PM): haha true i will
D3lqween (10:03:09 PM): you better otherwise you can kiss your visitation rights goodbye
D3lqween (10:03:10 PM): lol
B 62288 (10:03:16 PM): LMAO
B 62288 (10:03:25 PM): OH YEA ILL CALL MY LAWYER!!
D3lqween (10:03:37 PM): lawyers cost money
D3lqween (10:03:56 PM): you could get a court-appointed
D3lqween (10:04:06 PM): I will get Johnnie Cochran
D3lqween (10:04:18 PM): I need to get a life
B 62288 (10:04:22 PM): lmao
D3lqween (10:07:47 PM): when tesla was drunk she asked me how many people I've had sexual experiences with I said 2
D3lqween (10:08:25 PM): and she said the other one is B isn't your lying to me if you say no
B 62288 (10:08:37 PM): LMAO WHAT!!!!
D3lqween (10:08:39 PM): I just about had a heart attack
B 62288 (10:08:48 PM): omg....
B 62288 (10:09:01 PM): well that would explain our custody issues huh
D3lqween (10:09:44 PM): she was convinced last night that I had done something sexual with you
D3lqween (10:10:06 PM): alcohol really affects her judgment
B 62288 (10:10:25 PM): haha wtf crazy lady
B 62288 (10:10:56 PM): dude you should have totally went with it like "oh yea we rocked each others socks a couple of times" haha totally fucked with her
D3lqween (10:12:41 PM): there's always next time
D3lqween (10:12:41 PM): LOL
B 62288 (10:13:14 PM): to what part, rocking my socks or fucking with teslas head? *raises eyebrow* LMAO
D3lqween (10:13:53 PM): TESLA!!!!!!!!!
D3lqween (10:14:38 PM): she'll never drinking again she will wake up so confused
B 62288 (10:14:55 PM): HAHA well we def. need to do that then
.... HAHAHA so yea thats it... and Savage wants to hook me up with his sister (who is fucking beautiful i might add) but shes in Tennessee, and i found out shes married and has kids lmao im like thanks but no thanks. and hes all "W/E! your going with me this summer to see her, you'd treat her so much better then her shitty ass husband!" lmao yea crazy ass friends yo. plus he says if i move to FL hes going to come get me haha So i got amber kidnaping me to take me there and chris kidnapping me to bring me back lol at least i know im loved. aight well i found tonight a little amusing thought i'd share but now im off to bed- <3